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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started again. |
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But personal I would do something when she was nude in front of the mirror
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"God bless America" !!!
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C5driver - per our L4/L5 conversation.....this is what it sounded/looked like....
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Use your imagination Luke...
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Oughhh !!!
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