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      05-16-2016, 09:57 PM   #10957
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      05-17-2016, 08:56 AM   #10958
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      05-17-2016, 11:36 AM   #10959
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      05-17-2016, 07:15 PM   #10963
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      05-18-2016, 12:32 AM   #10964
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      05-18-2016, 12:37 AM   #10965
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      05-18-2016, 12:44 AM   #10966
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      05-18-2016, 12:46 AM   #10967
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Awesome posts! I was laughing like an idiot in the office, especially on the child birth one which I particularly liked.
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      05-18-2016, 01:50 PM   #10969
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      05-18-2016, 02:24 PM   #10970
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      05-18-2016, 02:30 PM   #10971
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      05-18-2016, 02:35 PM   #10972
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It's the US, don't ya'all just pull a gun?
Of course. That video was definitely not the norm. Just like when where you're from they just pull a feather out their asses. They're all like "oh, are you angry?! let me tickle your naughty bits with this feather until things are right again."

In reality, I don't know. I just felt like saying "naughty bits" regardless where you're from.

America is pretty big and there are big differences in the southern states, suburban areas outside of larger cities nationwide, and the good and bad parts of all cities.
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Ok some of these most recent ones are epicly hilarious. Total enjoyment.
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Of course. That video was definitely not the norm. Just like when where you're from they just pull a feather out their asses. They're all like "oh, are you angry?! let me tickle your naughty bits with this feather until things are right again."

I want to be where Alstifi is from then. That would be nice. Of course, if I was where he was from, then I probably wouldn't last long before some creature would bite me, and since probably 93% of them are poisonous, my life would likely be shortlived. But still...feathers...

Edit: Oops, Alfisti is what I meant to say.
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      05-18-2016, 04:29 PM   #10976
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The best is the Genesis guy uses his directional when he turns into the on ramp.
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      05-18-2016, 04:37 PM   #10977
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The best is the Genesis guy uses his directional when he turns into the on ramp.
I wonder how the chase went! Any video of that?
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