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      08-28-2014, 10:18 PM   #89
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Damn, everyone beat me to it.


Anywho, love is a fallacy. Figment of the human mind. Just enhanced feeling of infatuation that later dies and fizzles into codependency.
Hey! No being negative nancy. You are in a rut my friend. Just keep on keeping on.
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      08-28-2014, 10:19 PM   #90
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"He's the hero Vagina deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
hahahahahhahhaaahhhahahaahahh. Happy to have woken up to this. Thanks stealth.
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      08-28-2014, 10:32 PM   #91
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      08-28-2014, 11:06 PM   #92
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Love is a myth.

Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
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      08-28-2014, 11:08 PM   #93
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Love is a myth.

Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
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      08-29-2014, 12:19 AM   #94
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I'm definitely totally rusty. I met this chick I didn't care for a week ago.. she wasn't even that hot and I did not go well.
Is it in my best interests if it want this girl seriously for long-term, to hold off meeting her until I have my game up to standard?
She's only staying in hk for a week more probably then back to Thailand.. I see she came twice in the last yr..
I don't mind playing the long game, I have the patience.. just how do I keep up some level of contact so I have a chance to work up her interest?
Yeah, there's no doubt you'd blow it if you met her now. In fact, Id say forget about this girl. You need to work on yourself first. Focus on physical and mental fitness, and the rest will fall into step. Work out HARD 4-5 days a week. join social groups of some kind to mingle with other people of like interest. Befriend people with the kind of personality traits you admire and let them rub off on you.

In essence, become a cool guy..the kind of guy women want. Throw away any video game consoles you own. Seriously.
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      08-29-2014, 12:49 AM   #95
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Befriend people with the kind of personality traits you admire and let them rub one out of you.
That works
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      08-29-2014, 08:44 AM   #96
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Befriend people with the kind of personality traits you admire and let them rub you off.

In essence, become a cool guy..the kind of guy women want. Throw away any video game consoles you own. Seriously.
I had to change the first part to make it a more accurate assessment.
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      08-29-2014, 01:05 PM   #97
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My take on love: Love is a two-sided coin. One side being caring and the other side being understanding. If you find someone that can do both, I say that's a keeper.
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      08-29-2014, 02:03 PM   #98
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LMFAO!!
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      08-29-2014, 10:41 PM   #99
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      08-30-2014, 11:24 AM   #100
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^^^ that's not gay at all.....
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      08-30-2014, 07:57 PM   #101
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There's different types though, that's for sure.

Love for my daughter is unbreakable and will never go away. That is undeniable love.

Then there is the love for a woman, where at the end of the day you can live without, and will diminish if it has to.
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      08-30-2014, 09:09 PM   #102
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^^^ that's not gay at all.....
Yes it is
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      08-30-2014, 09:12 PM   #103
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Just saw the Wells Fargo commercial. Great...
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      08-31-2014, 07:13 AM   #104
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Damn, everyone beat me to it.


Anywho, love is a fallacy. Figment of the human mind. Just enhanced feeling of infatuation that later dies and fizzles into codependency.
The deep, negative, sad...... Reality of this statement is why i cry myself to sleep, because all my boyhood dreams are a joke. You like a girl, then you think about her constantly and then in a few months you are just comfortable. No such thing as love, made up by people to justify irrational actions.
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      08-31-2014, 09:58 AM   #105
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The deep, negative, sad...... Reality of this statement is why i cry myself to sleep, because all my boyhood dreams are a joke. You like a girl, then you think about her constantly and then in a few months you are just comfortable. No such thing as love, made up by people to justify irrational actions.
Have you gotten the girl of your dreams? If you have and the feeling just dies.. you have nothing to complain about because I don't think there is anything more after that.


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Just saw the Wells Fargo commercial. Great...
lol me too.. thanks guys!
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      08-31-2014, 04:32 PM   #106
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Yes
is that guy sporting a boner?
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      08-31-2014, 04:43 PM   #107
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is that guy sporting a boner?
It just got weird in here again
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      09-01-2014, 02:52 PM   #108
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Sigh, how do you talk to a chick from a different country who barely knows english..

example:

<she posts a new pic>
"where is that?"
"Fuji"
"cool[smile]"
...
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      09-01-2014, 03:20 PM   #109
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Sigh, how do you talk to a chick from a different country who barely knows english..
Simple, you show her a pic of your dick, and let it speak for itself.
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      09-01-2014, 05:57 PM   #110
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How can she talk with her mouth full?
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