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      08-27-2016, 04:08 PM   #111
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Shoei is the one with the senior citizen jokes, especially directed at ASB, now he's lecturing me for the one time i make a similar joke.
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      08-27-2016, 04:08 PM   #112
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Banned for repetition and for repeating. Banned.
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      08-27-2016, 05:21 PM   #113
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Shoei is the one with the senior citizen jokes, especially directed at ASB, now he's lecturing me for the one time i make a similar joke.
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      08-27-2016, 05:24 PM   #114
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Hit the appreciate button on this post. I want to see how high we can get it and what color it changes to. I'd also like to get to 1000 points.
Right. Because a k is so much.

Lets come back to this after I hit 10k

(seriously, I picture me getting a life before that can happen so I'm here to chip in to support your cause!)

Work for it! Show us some skin! (like a hand or something, I'm a perv but not here often!)


Btw, who has the most points?
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      08-27-2016, 06:21 PM   #115
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You, telling me my hatred for Women comes from my ex leaving me or women wronged me in my real life sounded more like a bad psycho--analysis than sarcasm.
I dont hate women.

My Dad used to tell us growing up, only stupid people call people stupid.
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      08-27-2016, 06:29 PM   #116
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You, telling me my hatred for Women comes from my ex leaving me or women wronged me in my real life sounded more like a bad psycho--analysis than sarcasm.
I dont hate women.

My Dad used to tell us growing up, only stupid people call people stupid.
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      08-27-2016, 06:43 PM   #117
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Right. Because a k is so much.

Lets come back to this after I hit 10k

(seriously, I picture me getting a life before that can happen so I'm here to chip in to support your cause!)

Work for it! Show us some skin! (like a hand or something, I'm a perv but not here often!)


Btw, who has the most points?

You must have the most rep points.
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      08-27-2016, 11:00 PM   #118
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May want to try a different approach for appreciates... Like, oh I dunno, contribute something useful or stop being an insufferable tool insisting that people are seniors or that all the girls on the forums are like the ones in your real life that clearly did you wrong to where you spew hatred... so unless your ex wife is on here, I'd suggest an attitude adjustment...

It's funny too, with the senior citizen bit... Those planes you love throwing up pictures of and not to mention the cars, suggests you're probably part of that same senior citizens brigade... Not to mention those GE engines - aren't exactly worked on by 20 year olds...
Appreciate-worthy. ( shoei is actually female and I'm leg-humping and he's (I mean she's) playing me.). Herp.
This also goes along with the general liberal theme of this thread

He? She? I dunno but it's whatever he/she identifies him/herself as right?
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      08-28-2016, 12:02 AM   #119
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If I get 25 appreciates on this post, I'll video myself throwing my computer monitor at the chick in the cubicle directly across from mine.
He's at 16, so 9 more and we get the cool vid, or he's lying and we revoke the reps.
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      08-28-2016, 12:17 PM   #120
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Repped all posts in this thread.
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      08-28-2016, 02:33 PM   #121
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Repped all posts in this thread.
Man that's just a cry for help.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      08-28-2016, 04:00 PM   #122
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Man that's just a cry for help.
For more rep? Yes.

Perhaps I missed something; I thought that was the point of this entire thread.

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      08-28-2016, 04:11 PM   #123
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For more rep? Yes.

Perhaps I missed something; I thought that was the point of this entire thread.

Lol, I think the rep points work against you here. We over posting over repped fucks are the reasons forums such as this die.

We are old and bored. Get meds and enjoy music again and do as I should do: Don't open a browser after a long day.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      08-28-2016, 04:15 PM   #124
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Lol, I think the rep points work against you here. We over posting over repped fucks are the reasons forums such as this die.

We are old and bored. Get meds and enjoy music again and do as I should do: Don't open a browser after a long day.
Repped. Lol.
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      08-28-2016, 04:16 PM   #125
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Repped. Lol.
Fucking teenager with authority issues... I'm calling your mom right now!



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      08-28-2016, 04:21 PM   #126
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Fucking teenager with authority issues... I'm calling your mom right now!



The reality is middle-aged man; if you're calling my mom, you'd better be clairvoyant.

Please let me know if you're successful in getting ahold of her.
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      08-28-2016, 04:28 PM   #127
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The reality is middle-aged man; if you're calling my mom, you'd better be clairvoyant.

Please let me know if you're successful in getting ahold of her.
She told me to tell you to stop eating carbs and try adding a carrot to your diet. She wants grandkids, not cars. Get to it or I will nail your ass here if you don't start working on this wish list!

Good to see a new poster here who has a sense of humor. Welcome. the rest of the old fuckers are more stable than me, so don't let us bully you.
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      08-28-2016, 04:38 PM   #128
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May want to try a different approach for appreciates... Like, oh I dunno, contribute something useful or stop being an insufferable tool insisting that people are seniors or that all the girls on the forums are like the ones in your real life that clearly did you wrong to where you spew hatred... so unless your ex wife is on here, I'd suggest an attitude adjustment...

It's funny too, with the senior citizen bit... Those planes you love throwing up pictures of and not to mention the cars, suggests you're probably part of that same senior citizens brigade... Not to mention those GE engines - aren't exactly worked on by 20 year olds...
Appreciate-worthy. ( shoei is actually female and I'm leg-humping and he's (I mean she's) playing me.). Herp.
This also goes along with the general liberal theme of this thread

He? She? I dunno but it's whatever he/she identifies him/herself as right?
Are you refering to a she + him = shim?
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      08-29-2016, 02:52 PM   #130
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Fucking newbs.
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Only if they are hot!
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