[UncleWede]

I'm either upset by the ads, or possibly by my ignorance. The latter is still possible.

These ads for products targeting post-menopausal women, with a warning "Don't take if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant" If she's post-menopausal, isn't this a non-issue???

[Billup]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm either upset by the ads, or possibly by my ignorance. The latter is still possible.

These ads for products targeting post-menopausal women, with a warning "Don't take if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant" If she's post-menopausal, isn't this a non-issue???

For me it's ads for $19.99 items on TV. If it's for a super toaster, surely they can find someone to act like they've never used a fucking toaster before and burn the shit out of a perfectly good piece of bread.

Or the people who have such an impossible time using a normal fucking garden hose. For fucks sake, you wind the thing up when you're done and it's not a mess.

I really want to make one of these products just so I can act like an idiot in my own commercial.

[UncleWede]

If you can't lift a 10lb hose, should you really be 50 feet from the spigot? My mom can't, and we don't let her out in the yard alone any more. . .

[grieverr]

Another thing that gets to me:

When someone uses the microwave and doesn't take their item out. Now you have the microwave beeping every 10 seconds to remind you that there's something in there, but god forbid the person who used it actually gets their food!

[Nkc]

I'd put money on Lups getting banned before Sara. I donno but mods are getting a little ban happy lately. I better watch what I say from now on. From the looks of things, if we divert anger towards ourselves, we're safe.

Fuckity fuck myself fucking hard.

[Billup]

America, Fuck Yeah.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I'd put money on Lups getting banned before Sara. I donno but mods are getting a little ban happy lately. I better watch what I say from now on. From the looks of things, if we divert anger towards ourselves, we're safe.

Fuckity fuck myself fucking hard.

Lol I agree! I'm never on topic, I ruin more threads than anyone in my corner of this forum and when I've been told to act like an adult I've told that's not an option.

Oh well, at least I know its coming my way and that I do deserve it when the time comes.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My money is on the commenter asking her if she really shopped at Saks. Obviously for her them would be fighting words

Also confusing her 335is for the regular lowly 335i.

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by grieverr

Another thing that gets to me:

When someone uses the microwave and doesn't take their item out. Now you have the microwave beeping every 10 seconds to remind you that there's something in there, but god forbid the person who used it actually gets their food!

You just reminded me of what I wanted to forget that happened last week.

People who cook FISH in the work microwave oven.

[NickBlaine]

I like going into threads where people are just complete fucktards... like this guy: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1044619

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by NickBlaine

I like going into threads where people are just complete fucktards... like this guy: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1044619

[Lups]

Yesterday I got a list of foods I am to serve on Christmas. I sent the sender a list of restaurants. Today I got flight info and the time to arrive to pick them up from the airport and I sent them back a map how to get from the gate to a car rental. As an answer I was told I am obligated to pick them up. I do hope my beloved visitors like waiting on the airport, I bet Peter won't reach 5 miles per hour on my way there.

10 days. God I love my family.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by NickBlaine

I like going into threads where people are just complete fucktards... like this guy: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1044619

yo brahski u dun not sold thing but com down in price wit da english dummy.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yesterday I got a list of foods I am to serve on Christmas. I sent the sender a list of restaurants. Today I got flight info and the time to arrive to pick them up from the airport and I sent them back a map how to get from the gate to a car rental. As an answer I was told I am obligated to pick them up. I do hope my beloved visitors like waiting on the airport, I bet Peter won't reach 5 miles per hour on my way there.

10 days. God I love my family.

Peter?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Peter?

My car, an unfortunate F82. I should not name anything.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

My car, an unfortunate F82. I should not name anything.

You know the saying: if it has tits or wheels, it'll give you problems...garage queen etc. So i thought cars were females.

My car's name is Greta, she's German.

[Billup]

My car is Big Red. She's a tough bitch, but has a sweet heart.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You know the saying: if it has tits or wheels, it'll give you problems...garage queen etc. So i thought cars were females.

My car's name is Greta, she's German.

Haha, why on earth would any female name their cars as a female? We should know better than anyone what kind of damage we can do.

I'm the first to admit this time I fucked up. I hate that name.

[squishy]

My car's name is Squelisha because I like hearing her squeal when I grip the steering with great force and furious anger. And when I depress the gas pedal, I wanna see her back dat ass up like I'm tryna make her ass fall off. The hella thick leather, I wanna smash em all. GAS PEDAL. GAS PEDAL. GAS PEDAL.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, why on earth would any female name their cars as a female? We should know better than anyone what kind of damage we can do.

I'm the first to admit this time I fucked up. I hate that name.

Good point!
That tells me you're strictly dickly.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by squishy

My car's name is Squelisha because I like hearing her squeal when I grip the steering with great force and furious anger. And when I depress the gas pedal, I wanna see her back dat ass up like I'm tryna make her ass fall off. The hella thick leather, I wanna smash em all. GAS PEDAL. GAS PEDAL. GAS PEDAL.

Your car must be African American from Detroit.

[Taylorguy74]

Originally Posted by wrickem

You just reminded me of what I wanted to forget that happened last week.

People who cook FISH in the work microwave oven.

PPL who don't reset the timer when finished cooking early. I cannot stand when the display is not reset to show the time!