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      10-24-2013, 02:14 AM   #155
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Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
Tried it tonight...no dice. She came about 11 times over 5 hours (and we soaked a towel), but not that way. I'll try with another partner this weekend. Not her thing, or am I not getting it? Do your legs go inside or outside of his? Explain the whole hip support thing.
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Tried it tonight...no dice. She came about 11 times over 5 hours
Only 5 hours huh, is stress from work killing your endurance or something?
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Tried it tonight...no dice. She came about 11 times over 5 hours (and we soaked a towel), but not that way. I'll try with another partner this weekend. Not her thing, or am I not getting it? Do your legs go inside or outside of his? Explain the whole hip support thing.
Soaked a towel? Oh I hate messy sex. 5 hours is a long time. I think I went two hours and I was soooo exhausted I didnt want to have sex for days. The shorter intervals more frequently are the best. 20 minutes once or twice a day is perfect. Her legs are outside of yours
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Soaked a towel? Oh I hate messy sex. 5 hours is a long time. I think I went two hours and I was soooo exhausted I didnt want to have sex for days. The shorter intervals more frequently are the best. 20 minutes once or twice a day is perfect. Her legs are outside of yours
Short intervals are definitely the way to go. It leaves some room between sessions for her to desire it even more, and in turn, ends up being far more exhilarating. Plus, she is still game the next day. Any time we went long, I was left hanging (literally) for a good while. That messes with my mind too much.
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Tried it tonight...no dice. She came about 11 times over 5 hours (and we soaked a towel), but not that way. I'll try with another partner this weekend. Not her thing, or am I not getting it? Do your legs go inside or outside of his? Explain the whole hip support thing.
Soaked a towel? Oh I hate messy sex. 5 hours is a long time. I think I went two hours and I was soooo exhausted I didnt want to have sex for days. The shorter intervals more frequently are the best. 20 minutes once or twice a day is perfect. Her legs are outside of yours
Oh- you are missing out, my friend. Never had a squirting orgasm? Sex is messy. Good sex is very messy

LOL- not 5 hours straight. Go for it, cuddle/joke around/sip some wine, fool around, go again, massage, etc.

How about the hip support thing? Couldn't get an angle for decent penetration plus thrusting unless she got up on her hands
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Oh- you are missing out, my friend. Never had a squirting orgasm? Sex is messy. Good sex is very messy

LOL- not 5 hours straight. Go for it, cuddle/joke around/sip some wine, fool around, go again, massage, etc.

How about the hip support thing? Couldn't get an angle for decent penetration plus thrusting unless she got up on her hands
No I dont pee while having sex which is what squirting is.
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No I dont pee while having sex which is what squirting is.
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Short intervals are definitely the way to go. It leaves some room between sessions for her to desire it even more, and in turn, ends up being far more exhilarating. Plus, she is still game the next day. Any time we went long, I was left hanging (literally) for a good while. That messes with my mind too much.
If you go too long it just hurts and it will hurt for a while and I will not be in the mood for a loooong time.
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False.
True. Im a girl, I know how the female parts work.
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A lot of what is in internet pron is fake, but a girl who really does it knows that, and a guy who has a girl who does it knows that as well.
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If you go too long it just hurts and it will hurt for a while and I will not be in the mood for a loooong time.
Exactly. No use ruining something so great. Besides, anything beyond an hour is a waste of time, I'm not in it to run a damn marathon, and I know she isn't either. Get in, and get the job done right the first time, and enjoy the evening.
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True. Im a girl, I know how the female parts work.
It doesn't smell, feel, taste, or look like pee. Since you're a girl, I'm actually surprised you're saying this. I'm at work so I'm not going to Google it for links proving so, but please do so.

Female ejaculate is produced by the Skene's glands.
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A lot of what is in internet pron is fake, but a girl who really does it knows that, and a guy who has a girl who does it knows that as well.
Right, because they basically portray it as women having some hidden sack wedged between their pelvis that holds quarts of this non-pee liquid, from my experience, it wasn't as bountiful.

I went to a shoot, they all just stand outside and fill up from the water spicket before hand.
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It doesn't smell, feel, taste, or look like pee. Since you're a girl, I'm actually surprised you're saying this. I'm at work so I'm not going to Google it for links proving so, but please do so.

Female ejaculate is produced by the Skene's glands.
Your urethra can be sexualized during stimulation. If you cant control it, you will "squirt". Your urethra is connected to your bladder. When a female actually has a vaginal orgasm its the vagina that the discharge comes from...not the urethra. So think about that. If she's got "liquid" coming out of something other than her vagina, then .....yeah. She peed on you.
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Your urethra can be sexualized during stimulation. If you cant control it, you will "squirt". Your urethra is connected to your bladder. When a female actually has a vaginal orgasm its the vagina that the discharge comes from...not the urethra. So think about that. If she's got "liquid" coming out of something other than her vagina, then .....yeah. She peed on you.
I'm assuming you are still too lazy to do a little research.
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I'm assuming you are still too lazy to do a little research.
Im not lazy. You can't tell me, you know my body better than I do. There are 3 holes down there. The ass, the vagina and the urethra. The ass doesnt squirt (well lets hope it doesn't) The vagina doesnt squirt. The only thing that has the capability to actually squirt like a squirt gun is the urethra which is connected to the bladder. She's not going to have sex if her bladder is full. However during sex she can have the sensation to "pee" and "squirt" clear (which basically any fluid left in her bladder). She's still pissing on you bro. Which is fucking gross.
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Im not lazy. You can't tell me, you know my body better than I do. There are 3 holes down there. The ass, the vagina and the urethra. The ass doesnt squirt (well lets hope it doesn't) The vagina doesnt squirt. The only thing that has the capability to actually squirt like a squirt gun is the urethra with is connected to the bladder. She's not going to have sex if her bladder is full. However during sex she can have the sensation to "pee" and "squirt" clear (which basically any fluid left in her bladder). She's still pissing on you bro. Which is fucking gross.
I don't mean to be devil's advocate, but my penis only has one hole and i produce two types of discharge.

One of them sometimes tastes like pineapple (i've been told) and the other type, by smell, sometimes reminds me that i've eaten asparagus.
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I don't mean to be devil's advocate, but my penis only has one hole and i produce two types of discharge.

One of them sometimes tastes like pineapple (i've been told) and the other type, by smell, sometimes reminds me that i've eaten asparagus.
We dont have balls.
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I don't mean to be devil's advocate, but my penis only has one hole and i produce two types of discharge.

One of them sometimes tastes like pineapple (i've been told) and the other type, by smell, sometimes reminds me that i've eaten asparagus.
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Im not lazy. You can't tell me, you know my body better than I do. There are 3 holes down there. The ass, the vagina and the urethra. The ass doesnt squirt (well lets hope it doesn't) The vagina doesnt squirt. The only thing that has the capability to actually squirt like a squirt gun is the urethra with is connected to the bladder. She's not going to have sex if her bladder is full. However during sex she can have the sensation to "pee" and "squirt" clear (which basically any fluid left in her bladder). She's still pissing on you bro. Which is fucking gross.
LOL. Ok.

That was 106 words. At the average typing speed of 70 WPM plus a quick glance over and submission, that took you between a minute-and-a-half to 2-minutes. You could have Googled "female ejaculation" and learned you're wrong in less time. Yes, you're a woman. You have woman parts. It doesn't necessarily mean you know exactly how they work. It's kinda why doctors have a job.

Like I said...spend a minute or two reading anything from medical journals to blog posts, and come back and tell me you still think it's pee.
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Here's a starting point. I know, it's wikipedia which shouldn't really be trusted but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
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LOL. Ok.

That was 106 words. At the average typing speed of 70 WPM plus a quick glance over and submission, that took you between a minute-and-a-half to 2-minutes. You could have Googled "female ejaculation" and learned you're wrong in less time. Yes, you're a woman. You have woman parts. It doesn't necessarily mean you know exactly how they work. It's kinda why doctors have a job.

Like I said...spend a minute or two reading anything from medical journals to blog posts, and come back and tell me you still think it's pee.
Im at work lol Im NOT googling that lmao. I can only imagine the IT guys reaction if I did.
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