[King Rudi]

I have discovered that the co-worker I share an office with can't stand to hear people crunch or chew anything. Never before have I dealt an inner-office strategical assault with almonds. I can feel her skin crawling with each chew.

[nyalpine90]

Respect is something I value a lot. If you cant respect me and my family, you wont be apart of it.Last year I cut ties with my parents and siblings because of it . I got tired of toxic environment.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Respect is something I value a lot. If you cant respect me and my family, you wont be apart of it.Last year I cut ties with my parents and siblings because of it . I got tired of toxic environment.

Did this years ago. It's amazing at how quiet and peaceful my life is now.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Did this years ago. It's amazing at how quiet and peaceful my life is now.

I was hospitalized for 3 days because of all the issues...not 1 of them came to see me. All I received was 30 sec phone call, my wife was the only 1 by my side and my 2yr old. while all this shit was happening my wife tells me she might be pregnant.....December of 2018 We were bless with baby girl. Til this day no one has clue or cares for my lil guy.

I feel a lot better.

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I have discovered that the co-worker I share an office with can't stand to hear people crunch or chew anything. Never before have I dealt an inner-office strategical assault with almonds. I can feel her skin crawling with each chew.

Two words for you good sir, "corn nuts". Report back with the results.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Two words for you good sir, "corn nuts". Report back with the results.

Even better!

[Darth One]

My version of that is that i can’t stand to be around anyone who is brushing their teeth.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My version of that is that i can’t stand to be around anyone who is brushing their teeth.

I can see that. Toothbrushery doesn't bother me as bad as not brushing them. I can't stand to be around someone who eats with their mouth open. Also hate eating with someone who wants to ask you a question every time you take a bite.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My version of that is that i can’t stand to be around anyone who is brushing their teeth.

tell me more, is it because you can envision plaque flying off someones teeth with each brush stroke? or the pasty saliva that just builds and builds...

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Also hate eating with someone who wants to ask you a question every time you take a bite.

I swear the waiting staff in restaurants wait until you take a bite then come over to ask how everything is! I've always got a mouthful when they do that!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I swear the waiting staff in restaurants wait until you take a bite then come over to ask how everything is! I've always got a mouthful when they do that!

someone said "they do it to show they care to make more in tips" but this annoys me so much too

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I swear the waiting staff in restaurants wait until you take a bite then come over to ask how everything is! I've always got a mouthful when they do that!

When they do this, they get a blank stare followed up with a thumbs up, unless something is awry, then they get the "hold up" finger followed by uncomfortable eye contact until I finish chewing/swallow.

[wdb]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm here all day but not something you should joke with me or anyone for that matter about.

So not very good at taking jokes then. I'll keep it in mind.

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

tell me more, is it because you can envision plaque flying off someones teeth with each brush stroke? or the pasty saliva that just builds and builds...

Ok, where’s that ignore list...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by wdb

So not very good at taking jokes then. I'll keep it in mind.

I understand it was a joke and I will screw around all day here just a few things I would stay away from personally.

[UncleWede]

^Nobody wants to get sued for slander, especially for 7 figures . . .

[Yapakanichi]

Alright, when i was...Lord knows what age, young. I had just learned about slavery. Now unfortunately they didn't tell me that, the slaves were freed, and I told the bagger that evening that she was my slave and had to take the cart to the car....yes she was black.

Thats the worst. Poor mom.

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Darth One

My version of that is that i can't stand to be around anyone who is brushing their teeth.

I don't mind the crunching or the brushing, but when someone is chewing food and you can hear it squishing around in there, I get darn near homicidal.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

^Nobody wants to get sued for slander, especially for 7 figures . . .

Bazinga! Sideways Kite-y burn there!

Well executed! We didn't even have to read a bunch of conspiracy theory banter to get there!

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Bazinga! Sideways Kite-y burn there!

Well executed! We didn't even have to read a bunch of conspiracy theory banter to get there!

We wont be laughing so hard with old KB rolls out a multi-million $ class action that names all of us.

[nyalpine90]

i like the idea of having a half bath in the garage....
One of my clients wants half bath in detach garage

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

We wont be laughing so hard with old KB rolls out a multi-million $ class action that names all of us.

Nope....but we'll all laugh until then!