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      10-22-2015, 09:35 AM   #177
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When was the last time you got the clap?

Do women prefer butt plugs or beads?

Black girls know how to get down better than white girls.
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      10-22-2015, 09:36 AM   #178
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I find it funny that this thread has turned from legit questions to sex preference questions, to Mr.SugarSkulls preference of ice cream or asshole.

Pretty standard day around here...

I have no questions...I married a Spartan women...they are as straightforward as you can get...no guessing games.
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When was the last time you got the clap?

Do women prefer butt plugs or beads?

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Thats for god damn sure
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      10-22-2015, 10:01 AM   #180
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Favorite position?

Do you (can you) have multiple orgasms?

Ever fake the Big O just to get him (or her) to stop and go to sleep?
I prefer sleeping on my side or stomach.
I've done plenty of things to get someone to just hurry up and go to sleep.

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      10-22-2015, 10:02 AM   #181
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Ok I'm too busy at work to be reading all these pages but a few things:

A) Do you get jelly when your SO is friends with an ex?
2) Do you stay in touch with your ex's and if so - read A
D) Your SO is close friends with a female that is hotter than you. Does that make you feel insecure?
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      10-22-2015, 10:07 AM   #182
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I find it funny that this thread has turned from legit questions to sex preference questions, to Mr.SugarSkulls preference of ice cream or asshole.

Pretty standard day around here...

I have no questions...I married a Spartan women...they are as straightforward as you can get...no guessing games.
Hey - I asked legit questions...can't help it he felt left out of the fun...
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Does this answer your question?
lol i guess
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If you were with a close male friend that you've known for years. Would you be down for some JTT action so it wouldnt be weird?
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      10-22-2015, 10:22 AM   #185
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Ok I'm too busy at work to be reading all these pages but a few things:

A) Do you get jelly when your SO is friends with an ex?
2) Do you stay in touch with your ex's and if so - read A
D) Your SO is close friends with a female that is hotter than you. Does that make you feel insecure?
A. Not necessarily. Depends on their type of relationship. Some girls will still be very flirty, some you can tell it's just friendship.
2. No exes, per se, although in a similar vein I've had close friends that I have hooked up with. I can understand if my current bf would find that odd, but I would also expect them to trust me.
D. ...there are girls hotter than me? Just kidding. Similar to A, it depends on their type of relationship. But if I'm being honest... probably a little bit.

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If you were with a close male friend that you've known for years. Would you be down for some JTT action so it wouldnt be weird?
What's JTT?
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      10-22-2015, 10:25 AM   #186
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What's JTT?
Just the tip but given your previous response to 2) - think JTT is not needed
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      10-22-2015, 10:27 AM   #187
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Just the tip but given your previous response to 2) - think JTT is not needed
Ah okay. Yeah, I actually had one friend where we realized we had a lot of sexual tension, and decided to just go for it. All better now, and I think we're closer for it, in a purely platonic way.
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Ah okay. Yeah, I actually had one friend where we realized we had a lot of sexual tension, and decided to just go for it. All better now, and I think we're closer for it, in a purely platonic way.
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Wait... c5Driver is a woman? I always thought "he" was a guy
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      10-22-2015, 10:35 AM   #190
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Do you twerk or do you nae nae?
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Do you twerk or do you nae nae?
I'm sad that I can't twerk or naenae.
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Wait... c5Driver is a woman? I always thought "he" was a guy
Yes I got beat up for bringing that question up in another thread. I thought male as well.
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      10-22-2015, 10:44 AM   #193
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Yes I got beat up for bringing that question up in another thread. I thought male as well.
I've met him, gotta say he must be more gender confused than my ego is if he counts as a female.
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I'm sad that I can't twerk or naenae.
I have now lost all hope in humanity.
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I've met him, gotta say he must be more gender confused than my ego is if he counts as a female.
So why the hell is he fielding female questions? I thought his language was male or one fd up female.
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I'm sad that I can't twerk or naenae.
I have now lost all hope in humanity.
I know. I apologize. I've let you down.
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I'm sad that I can't twerk or naenae.
why not
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So why the hell is he fielding female questions? I thought his language was male or one fd up female.
He's cool enough to count as a honorary woman? He's seen a pussy unlike most members of bimmerpost? Hell, they counted me as a female so the op was kinda scraping the barrel anyway.
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