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      12-12-2018, 08:28 AM   #20527
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Wait, we need a few more seconds of footage to see if she falls in
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From experience: never let them waste your time waiting any stupid long. Who is he to consume your time, after all (not to mention punching you )? Throw when he takes that deep breath - the most convenient moment!

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It's funnier to just sit there and watch the other guy take off.
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      12-12-2018, 03:15 PM   #20535
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It's a microphone for Rock Band on Nintendo Wii...
But my girlfriend doesn't have Rock Band....or a wii.....and she has three of these, two of which are broken and smell like burned skin and coconuts.....
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What's your sister's phone number?
What does my sister have to do with it? She can't sing for shit.
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We'll only know when she's given the microphone to sing and perform.
Ok then. Let me know what she says.

BTW, this is really her number. If you so choose to call do not mention me. Also do not quote this post as I will probably regret this post and delete it later.
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I'm booked. Thanks!
Dammit man! You quoted me!

.......and let me know how it goes. The best I can remember is that she is a terrible singer and intolerable to be around for longer than 5 minutes.
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      12-12-2018, 03:55 PM   #20541
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It's a microphone for Rock Band on Nintendo Wii...
Yup, just don't get to close to it or it'll bust your teeth.....
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The best part is thinking here "how does he know how his sister performs with a mic in hands?"

I guess don't ask don't tell, live and let live, to each their own, whatever floats your boat, not judging, #southernstyle, #wheresthesilverado, #CousinsWelcomeToo, #FamilyMan
I'm not fond of your implications here.
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What part of the joke are you not fond of?
The cousin part. My cousin is ugly as hell.
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and coconuts.....
Wait, I thought it only came in bubblegum and cherry flavored.

WHY nobody tells me these things
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Wait, I thought it only came in bubblegum and cherry flavored.

WHY nobody tells me these things
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I'm booked. Thanks!
Wait! Wut? You call her in for a date and she wasnt confused that you got her number out of a car forum? Did she ever asked about?
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