[jpnh]

You think she slid or bounced when she and the mattress left the company of the van they were riding on top of?

http://wtop.com/prince-william-count...van-dies-fall/

Some are truly a brain cell short of a synapse.....

Sad

[fhaze3]

I bought one of those "Sleep Number" mattresses a while back. It took me a while but I finally found my ideal sleep number. It's 9. 9 Beers.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by fhaze3

I bought one of those "Sleep Number" mattresses a while back. It took me a while but I finally found my ideal sleep number. It's 9. 9 Beers.

Do you think her last words before she climbed onto the mattress on the roof were the immortal "Could you hold my beer...."

[fhaze3]

I'm trying to to picture it.

Dropped Honda Civic w/ Fart Can, but the shocks are shot so it bounces like a mofo. (Boyfriends Car)
Mattress on roof, absolutely no tie-downs.
Girl on top of mattress starfish to distribute weight.
Woman Driving has an arm out the window grabbing onto a mattress handle as a safety measure.


What could possibly go wrong...you don't even need beer in that scenario

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by jpnh

You think she slid or bounced when she and the mattress left the company of the van they were riding on top of?

http://wtop.com/prince-william-count...van-dies-fall/

Some are truly a brain cell short of a synapse.....

Sad

Oh my, I hope the driver has "blanket" collision coverage.

[fhaze3]

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Oh my, I hope the driver has "blanket" collision coverage.

I'm getting tired of these bad puns.

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by fhaze3

I'm getting tired of these bad puns.

Hey, when your sleep number is up, your sleep number is up.

[GoHokiesGo]

Geez - my office is a few mins around the corner from there, hadn't heard this one yet though!