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      04-20-2006, 03:57 PM   #1
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A train hit a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
perish. The
are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the
first
girl,"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?". She
giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with
the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay,dip the tip of your finger in
the
holy water and pass through the gate."

Peter asks the next girl with a male organ.the same question,
"Jennifer,have
you ever had any contact?". The girls is a little reluctant but
replies,
"Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "Okay dip your
whole
hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate". All of a
sudden,there is
a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to
the
front of the line. When she reaches the front St. Peter says, "Lisa!
What
seems to be the rush?" The girls replies, "If I'm going to have to
gargle
that Holy Water, I want to do if before Jessica sticks her ass in it".
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      04-20-2006, 04:01 PM   #3
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      04-21-2006, 05:55 PM   #4
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      04-21-2006, 06:35 PM   #5
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