pickup line?

mpimping · 12-10-2008, 10:30 PM

You look familiar did I meet you on the train? if she says no ask her if she wants to get railed...

c0nstant · 12-10-2008, 10:35 PM

wtf

kabalm18 · 12-10-2008, 10:37 PM

Do you want my cock in your mouth or pussy? You choose!

Works like a charm!!!!

Sara · 12-10-2008, 10:39 PM

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

kabalm18 · 12-10-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

Was he Homo?

Sara · 12-10-2008, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

Was he Homo?

No lol

solefald · 12-10-2008, 10:46 PM

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

Amir87 · 12-10-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

TK-421 · 12-10-2008, 10:56 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see me in your pants.

TK-421 · 12-10-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

c0nstant · 12-10-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

HAHAHAHA

mpimping · 12-10-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

Did he say nice shoes or nice shoe wanna fuck?

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

ROFLMAO! Good one, will try it tomorrow!

Sara · 12-10-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Did he say nice shoes or nice shoe wanna fuck?

He said nice shoes, but I knew he meant nice shoes wanna fuck. He had that look about him...This was such a long time ago though. Im talking years and years ago back when I was a teenager.

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

He said nice shoes, but I knew he meant nice shoes wanna fuck. He had that look about him...This was such a long time ago though. Im talking years and years ago back when I was a teenager.

JAILBAIT! Did you tell Chris about it?

Sara · 12-10-2008, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

JAILBAIT! Did you tell Chris about it?

Who's Chris?

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who's Chris?

Chris

Aija · 12-11-2008, 01:27 AM

In the bars, if i see a girl i like who is sitting off to the side...

I go up to her and say, "You look bored, so I am going to attempt on trying to hit on you"

mpimping · 12-11-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who's Chris?

well, if you are in college then maybe it might work in the right setting but I think nice shoes is better and less crude...

radix · 12-11-2008, 01:29 AM

Hey baby, wanna buy yourself a drink? You have to say it in the voice of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs though...

in5ane_3 · 12-11-2008, 01:36 AM

Try giving her this present. Shit works like a charm.

ponch_ki · 12-11-2008, 10:19 AM

ROFL

"hey are your feet tired? coz you've been running in my mind all day...."

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