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      01-12-2009, 12:50 PM   #1
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craiglist hookers

me and my friends were wasted last nite and decided call up girls on craiglist.(we were desperate for ass) we failed miserably as no one picked up there phone. one girl did and then hung up. curious has anyone had a successful craiglist hookup. i always wondered if they are all just cops
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      01-12-2009, 12:51 PM   #2
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hahaha wtf?!?!? who does this lol
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      01-12-2009, 12:55 PM   #3
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My buddies and I do it all the time....use eros guide next time....Craigslist girls are just plain trash..from my experience i havent run into any that sound fishy. Eros Guide is usually all legit girls because they actually have to pay to get put up onto the site...
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      01-12-2009, 12:59 PM   #4
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My buddies and I do it all the time....use eros guide next time....Craigslist girls are just plain trash..from my experience i havent run into any that sound fishy. Eros Guide is usually all legit girls because they actually have to pay to get put up onto the site...
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      01-12-2009, 01:06 PM   #5
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we didnt plan on actually getting girls. just to call them up and see if they were willing to put out. i mean 90% are busted big time. the other 10% show fake pics and in reality are busted. not to mention STDville.

the eros guide actually looks legit. top notch website
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      01-12-2009, 01:06 PM   #6
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This is one area where I can legitimately laugh at all you young ones here.
You guys need some major lessons in "Hobbying" ...big time
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      01-12-2009, 01:06 PM   #7
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      01-12-2009, 01:10 PM   #8
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would have sucked if they were cops
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      01-12-2009, 01:13 PM   #9
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wait, srsly?
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      01-12-2009, 01:47 PM   #10
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haha me and my friends have done this before. we were drunk off our asses and i asked one of the bitches how much would she charge for me to shit in her mouth
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haha me and my friends have done this before. we were drunk off our asses and i asked one of the bitches how much would she charge for me to shit in her mouth
Wow
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      01-12-2009, 05:11 PM   #12
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haha me and my friends have done this before. we were drunk off our asses and i asked one of the bitches how much would she charge for me to shit in her mouth
.... what did she charge?
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How about a Blumpkin?
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      01-12-2009, 06:42 PM   #14
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How about a Blumpkin?
HAHAHAHAHHA BLUMPKIN
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My buddies and I do it all the time....use eros guide next time....Craigslist girls are just plain trash..from my experience i havent run into any that sound fishy. Eros Guide is usually all legit girls because they actually have to pay to get put up onto the site...
+1 to Eros.....never used it but my buddy has used it in cities all over the world.....

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.... what did she charge?
honestly... i forgot what she said exactly but i think around $500 if i can recall
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      01-12-2009, 08:45 PM   #17
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aahahhahahhaahhhaha when we were in hs we would chant blumpkin down the hall until the teachers found out what it was and called all the guys into the autotorium and gave us a speach on respecting girls.
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      01-12-2009, 09:22 PM   #18
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cmon dude..get real man

thats so low.
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      01-12-2009, 09:53 PM   #19
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honestly... i forgot what she said exactly but i think around $500 if i can recall
That's a pretty good deal.
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would have sucked if they were cops
woulda sucked even more if they were all GUYS...


unless you're into that kinda shit.



to the OP (and your moronic friends) grow up... no wonder you guys have to use CL to get chicks
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it would be funny just to break their chops but not from your real phone
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