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      07-13-2009, 01:02 PM   #1
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Trick Question. Feminists can't change anything.
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      07-22-2009, 05:11 AM   #2
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      07-31-2009, 08:59 PM   #3
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      08-10-2009, 12:45 AM   #6
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      08-16-2009, 03:36 PM   #7
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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they all just sit in the dark and bitch.
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      08-16-2009, 03:54 PM   #8
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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they all just sit in the dark and bitch.
So true.
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      08-31-2009, 03:45 PM   #9
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      08-31-2009, 04:08 PM   #10
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None, they can cook in the dark.
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      08-31-2009, 05:17 PM   #11
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None, they can cook in the dark.
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      09-02-2009, 05:55 AM   #12
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      09-02-2009, 11:50 AM   #13
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this is universal truth...........
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      09-05-2009, 07:49 PM   #15
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to you.
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      09-05-2009, 09:01 PM   #16
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when the bitch brings it to you.
I am beginning to <3 you, Montego-a-GoGo.
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      09-05-2009, 11:31 PM   #17
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How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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      09-06-2009, 01:20 PM   #18
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I am beginning to <3 you, Montego-a-GoGo.
Tee hee
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      09-06-2009, 09:28 PM   #19
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Tee hee
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      09-07-2009, 01:52 PM   #20
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Man love... Nice



The only penis I have is in our bottom dresser drawer!
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      09-07-2009, 03:10 PM   #21
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Man love... Nice
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The only penis I have is in our bottom dresser drawer!

.....I love it when young boys jump to a quick FAIL conclusion here.


And ...


I still like you a lot, my dear Montego-a-gogo - even though I may end up in your bottom dresser drawer one day

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      09-07-2009, 04:13 PM   #22
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