[JayeJaymes]

Got this in an email today thought it was hilarious,

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake, a Dummy, until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

[lambtron]

LOL I got that in an email too! Freakin hilarious! I'm tossing around the idea of doing this off of my 5th floor balcony, haha.

[Spec 1]

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....


Hilarious.

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by Spec 1

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....


Hilarious.

LOL. maybe she had broken hearing aids?

[Scorpion]

Lmao

[lucas.kent]

That's pretty funny.

I also got this one today...which I thought was pretty hilarious.

[gonzo]

I may try that one. Not with lights of course. Too much work.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Spec 1

That 55 yr old woman had to be incredibly dumb. If she's standing below the dummy yelling, and nothing responds.... I mean come on. 10 minutes later when she returns with a ladder and the object still hasn't moved....


Hilarious.

Someone down the street has a Santa with ski poles smashed into the side of a big tree about 20 feet up. Elderly walkers stand there and just stare at it.

[MCMLXXXIX]

lmao hilarious

[Pink Taco]

lmao got that on my email 15min ago... pretty awesome.

[Spec 1]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Someone down the street has a Santa with ski poles smashed into the side of a big tree about 20 feet up. Elderly walkers stand there and just stare at it.