is there any possible way to get custom sized condoms?

f10* · 05-03-2010, 12:36 AM

ok so here's the problem i'm having...all the condoms i use are way too small and tight for me. they all fit fine around the shaft but they just get so tight around the balls that it almost starts to hurt. is there any way to order custom sized condoms so that my balls can fit in comfortably? thanks

radix · 05-03-2010, 12:37 AM

urdoingitwrong.gif

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 12:42 AM

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by f10*

ok so here's the problem i'm having...all the condoms i use are way too small and tight for me. they all fit fine around the shaft but they just get so tight around the balls that it almost starts to hurt. is there any way to order custom sized condoms so that my balls can fit in comfortably? thanks

Here you go, glad to be able to help.

Socale92 · 05-03-2010, 01:03 AM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=custom+sized+condoms

DougLikesBMW · 05-03-2010, 01:04 AM

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA...fuck that was funny imagining trying to squeeze your nutsack into a condom

urdoinitwrong.jpg

ililillilillilil · 05-03-2010, 01:05 AM

Blake · 05-03-2010, 01:10 AM

troll detected

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 01:11 AM

Surely there is a logical explanation here

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 01:12 AM

Yes, trolling at its worst. Not even a good one.

I suggest OP review the directions enclosed within my previous link. It can be done at home with little to no cost and will help protect our countries future.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 01:16 AM

There is a patent for this shit

A rollable condom having a retention periphery at the open end (28) of an elongated tubular sheath (20). The open end (28) is a discontinuous periphery that communicates with a discontinuous bead (22)at its edge. The periphery becomes discontinuous at a notch (34). A hole (32) is located opposite the notch (34) within the sheath wall (38) along the bead (22). The hole (34) has an indentation (24) which is centered on the hole (32) toward the closed end (30) of the sheath (20). Located within the sheath (20) is an inner seal (36) which communicates with and protrudes from the sheath wall (38) to extend forward toward the closed end (30) of the sheath (20) to form a circumference of smaller diameter than the tubular sheath (20). When the sheath (20) is fully unrolled onto the penis, and the scrotum is positioned through the hole (32), a retention periphery is created which provides support to the scrotum in achieving increased physical contact during use.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 01:19 AM

Also, this

ililillilillilil · 05-03-2010, 01:23 AM

^ouch!! that thing has teeth!!

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 01:26 AM

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^ouch!! that thing has teeth!!

They have to be surgically removed after they stick you.

Tondtar · 05-03-2010, 01:27 AM

Contact my supplier

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 01:37 AM

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 02:19 AM

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 02:26 AM

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http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/Chara...ion,-1466.html

endofanera7 · 05-03-2010, 02:26 AM

lol!

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 02:29 AM

Nice. Check out my original link. Mucho more pictures.

Dan in PA · 05-03-2010, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Nice. Check out my original link. Mucho more pictures.

Will do. Note the guy's face, he's smiling about getting his willy sawed off.

JayKay335i · 05-03-2010, 02:34 AM

Old school shit.

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Dan in PA Captain 93 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	There is a patent for this shit A rollable condom having a retention periphery at the open end (28) of an elongated tubular sheath (20). The open end (28) is a discontinuous periphery that communicates with a discontinuous bead (22)at its edge. The periphery becomes discontinuous at a notch (34). A hole (32) is located opposite the notch (34) within the sheath wall (38) along the bead (22). The hole (34) has an indentation (24) which is centered on the hole (32) toward the closed end (30) of the sheath (20). Located within the sheath (20) is an inner seal (36) which communicates with and protrudes from the sheath wall (38) to extend forward toward the closed end (30) of the sheath (20) to form a circumference of smaller diameter than the tubular sheath (20). When the sheath (20) is fully unrolled onto the penis, and the scrotum is positioned through the hole (32), a retention periphery is created which provides support to the scrotum in achieving increased physical contact during use. __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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