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      08-25-2011, 01:26 PM   #1
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Funny questions on Yahoo Board

This one was funny. Either he just lost interest in her,she has a stinky pussy or he found someone else lol..

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2145340AAxMetU
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      08-25-2011, 06:24 PM   #2
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How did she hear him jerking off in the shower while she was doing the dishes?
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How did she hear him jerking off in the shower while she was doing the dishes?
They shower in the kitchen
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      08-25-2011, 09:20 PM   #4
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They shower in the kitchen
If she would of brought him a Sammich he would of boned her
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How did she hear him jerking off in the shower while she was doing the dishes?
I thought that part was She's basically saying " I just offered you some good pussy, you pass on it and 5 minutes later you are in the shower jerking off lol.."

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      08-25-2011, 10:46 PM   #6
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i love how yahoo answers are all trolls anymore
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      08-25-2011, 11:15 PM   #7
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Wow, speechless,............FK'N speechless!
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i love how yahoo answers are all trolls anymore
lol
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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actually, she did something to really piss this guy off so now he is fucking with her head, she is now thinking he like his hand better than her... Looks like it is working, she doubting herself
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      08-26-2011, 06:19 PM   #10
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dude's a genius
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      09-15-2011, 04:47 PM   #11
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He's obviously bored of her and getting "better pussy" elsewhere.
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