joke anyone?

TahoeOG · 06-06-2007, 01:21 PM

So a skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender....

Give me a shot and a mop

Q - What did the toilet seat say to the toilet???
A - You might get more ass than i do, but i don't have to take shit from nobody.

A fish goes into a bar and says to the bartender....
I'll have water.

A peruvian dad with his son....
Son - Dad, dad... I don't want to go to USA

Dad - Shut up and keep swiming
(I'm part peruvian so don't worry i'm not racist)

Anyway some jokes i know of many, i'm bored at work and killing time untill 3pm get's here. Let me know what you think

boymonkey · 06-06-2007, 01:49 PM

I liked the first joke.

06-06-2007, 01:21 PM	#1
TahoeOG Major 86 Rep 1,207 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	joke anyone? So a skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender.... Give me a shot and a mop Q - What did the toilet seat say to the toilet??? A - You might get more ass than i do, but i don't have to take shit from nobody. A fish goes into a bar and says to the bartender.... I'll have water. A peruvian dad with his son.... Son - Dad, dad... I don't want to go to USA Dad - Shut up and keep swiming (I'm part peruvian so don't worry i'm not racist) Anyway some jokes i know of many, i'm bored at work and killing time untill 3pm get's here. Let me know what you think __________________ Selling my winter setup, Hit me UP!
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06-06-2007, 01:49 PM	#2
boymonkey Lieutenant 44 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I liked the first joke.
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