Joke of the DAY

HOG4DNR · 07-27-2011, 04:21 PM

I hope it's not a repost.

My wife says to me the other night "how come we don't
make love like they do in the movies", so I bent her over
the table smacked her on the ass grabbed her by the hair
fucked her hard and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

roastbeef · 07-27-2011, 10:25 PM

lulz

Davin · 07-28-2011, 12:02 AM

hahaha

pmeloche · 07-28-2011, 12:31 AM

SGMe90 · 07-31-2011, 12:45 PM

Nice!!

Labrada_Exoticz · 08-01-2011, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOG4DNR

I hope it's not a repost.

My wife says to me the other night "how come we don't
make love like they do in the movies", so I bent her over
the table smacked her on the ass grabbed her by the hair
fucked her hard and came on her face....

Turns out we don't watch the same movies.

lmao, good one

pHo_e92 · 08-01-2011, 12:11 PM

Hahahahahahaha!

E90SoFlo · 08-01-2011, 04:05 PM

lol this was quite funny

Kroy · 08-02-2011, 01:49 PM

Good one, OP! Worthy of Tondtar!

IMG · 08-21-2011, 09:33 PM

hahahahahahahah

prichards516 · 08-23-2011, 10:19 PM

LMAO

John-JCs · 09-19-2011, 06:59 AM

hahahhaha.. nice one

EngineCo52 · 10-05-2011, 06:26 PM

Hahahahahahahaha

chris@rsituning · 10-06-2011, 01:46 PM

lol

07-27-2011, 04:21 PM	#1
HOG4DNR Second Lieutenant 38 Rep 243 Posts Drives: 2014 M235i Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pompano Beach, FL iTrader: (5)	Joke of the DAY I hope it's not a repost. My wife says to me the other night "how come we don't make love like they do in the movies", so I bent her over the table smacked her on the ass grabbed her by the hair fucked her hard and came on her face.... Turns out we don't watch the same movies. __________________ 2008 Z4MC #1786/1815 "The Last IB w/ Extended Leather Made" Gone but Not Forgotten 2014 M235i E.Blue Mods in Progress
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roastbeef Lieutenant General 11712 Rep 12,805 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (4)	lulz
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E90SoFlo Banned 217 Rep 2,669 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Naples, FL iTrader: (9)	lol this was quite funny
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08-02-2011, 01:49 PM	#9
Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	Good one, OP! Worthy of Tondtar!
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prichards516 Lieutenant 30 Rep 480 Posts Drives: e92 M3 zcp Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (2)	LMAO
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09-19-2011, 06:59 AM	#12
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