Nuckin Futs!!!!

ADHD · 10-03-2007, 01:59 AM

Anyone ever search FUCKING NUTS!!!! WE should all put what google shows for us!!!

Cause im NUCKIN FUTS!!!

Zeiss · 10-03-2007, 02:02 AM

WWWWwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

533ogetnom · 10-03-2007, 02:06 AM

are you drunk?

schneid4323 · 10-03-2007, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

are you drunk?

i know i am

Neurorad · 10-03-2007, 02:24 AM

President Jimmy Carter: ADHD, what did the acid look like?

ADHD (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, ADHD.

ADHD (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, ADHD?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, ADHD, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

ADHD (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

gonzo · 10-03-2007, 08:40 AM

Which one did you take son....?

toofasttooslow · 10-03-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

President Jimmy Carter: ADHD, what did the acid look like?

ADHD (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, ADHD.

ADHD (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, ADHD?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, ADHD, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

ADHD (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Acid comes in pills nowadays?

MadDog · 10-03-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

President Jimmy Carter: ADHD, what did the acid look like?

ADHD (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, ADHD.

ADHD (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, ADHD?

ADHD (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, ADHD, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

ADHD (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Here's a link to the SNL transcript. Very funny. SNL transcript

Neurorad · 10-03-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

Acid comes in pills nowadays?

That's from the olden days, before my time. Dan Aykroyd playing Jimmy Carter on SNL, fielding calls on a call-in show.

And yes, I do believe you could put LSD on or in anything, including pills. Sugar cubes were popular during the hippy days, I believe. Maybe Gonzo can enlighten us.

gonzo · 10-03-2007, 12:55 PM

I won't lie. There were some sunny Sunday afternoons. Floating on tubes with a gallon of Carlo Rossi tied to one of them. It was easy...
Jefferson Airplane baby!

UncleWede · 10-03-2007, 01:52 PM

In HS I worked security for a Dead concert. Talk about a DIFFERENT world!!! I even found roaches in my provided Event Security jacket.

PAKMAN · 10-03-2007, 01:59 PM

LOL

ADHD · 10-03-2007, 02:49 PM

ADHD · 10-03-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

Which one did you take son....?

The one in the bottom corner!

Gort · 10-03-2007, 05:06 PM

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"FEED YOUR HEAD

gonzo · 10-03-2007, 05:15 PM

..

Neurorad · 10-03-2007, 11:31 PM

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Spanish lady comes to me, she lays on me this rose.
Its rainbow spirals round and round it trembles and explodes.
It left a smoking crater of my mind I like to blow away.
But the heat came 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.

Comin', comin', comin' around, comin', around,
Comin', around, in a circle
Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' around, in a circle,
Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' in a circle.

Skippin' through the lily field I came across an empty space,
It trembled and exploded, left a bus stop in it's place.
The bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began,
There was cowboy neal at the wheel of the bus to never ever land.

Comin', comin', comin' around, comin', around,
Comin', around, in a circle
Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' around, in a circle,
Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' in a circle.

And when the day had ended, with rainbow colors blended,
Their minds remained unbended,
He had to die, oh, you know he had to die.

gonzo · 10-04-2007, 11:15 AM

..

BMXtreme · 10-04-2007, 11:41 AM

lolll

gonzo · 10-04-2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldy

Oh My.

It will be a lot easier of a go if you just relax....

Neurorad · 10-05-2007, 11:22 PM

That seathing den of snakes is pretty wild.

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CheshireCat · 10-05-2007, 11:34 PM

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Neurorad Major 89 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	President Jimmy Carter: ADHD, what did the acid look like? ADHD (on phone): They were these little orange pills. President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped? ADHD (on phone): Uh.. yes. President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, ADHD. ADHD (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir. President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, ADHD? ADHD (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch. President Jimmy Carter: Alright, ADHD, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.. ADHD (on phone): Okay.. President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
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Neurorad Major 89 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	Find the black dot Spanish lady comes to me, she lays on me this rose. Its rainbow spirals round and round it trembles and explodes. It left a smoking crater of my mind I like to blow away. But the heat came 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day. Comin', comin', comin' around, comin', around, Comin', around, in a circle Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' around, in a circle, Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' in a circle. Skippin' through the lily field I came across an empty space, It trembled and exploded, left a bus stop in it's place. The bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began, There was cowboy neal at the wheel of the bus to never ever land. Comin', comin', comin' around, comin', around, Comin', around, in a circle Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' around, in a circle, Comin', comin', comin' around, comin' in a circle. And when the day had ended, with rainbow colors blended, Their minds remained unbended, He had to die, oh, you know he had to die.
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