Potatoes

tinobw · 10-31-2007, 01:23 AM

Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so
he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for
him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin
ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Everybody
on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning
away, laughing, looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and
asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"

spanishooligan · 10-31-2007, 10:53 AM

UncleWede · 10-31-2007, 05:51 PM

GReat, here we go again

10-31-2007, 01:23 AM	#1
tinobw Private First Class 17 Rep 144 Posts Drives: My Car Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mission Viejo, CA iTrader: (1)	Potatoes Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?" "JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
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10-31-2007, 10:53 AM	#2
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10-31-2007, 05:51 PM	#3
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	GReat, here we go again
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