Why Do You Drive a Vision-Blocking Gas-Guzzling Parking Space Hog Around Town?

Quasimodem · 07-08-2014, 06:46 PM

Because Yukan.

Twix · 07-08-2014, 08:19 PM

Wah wah. Next bad joke please!

KingOfJericho · 07-09-2014, 07:44 AM

Ba dum TSSSSSS

ragingclue · 07-09-2014, 10:32 AM

Heh, that's actually a pretty good one.

954Stealth · 07-09-2014, 10:44 AM

Someone put this on the bad joke eel

Quasimodem · 07-09-2014, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twix

Wah wah. Next bad joke please!

What do you call a rude volcano?

An Ashhole.

ragingclue · 07-09-2014, 03:05 PM

Ha!

fecurtis · 07-09-2014, 03:11 PM

Puns, I get puns.

954Stealth · 07-09-2014, 03:48 PM

How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it

Chihuahua · 07-09-2014, 05:45 PM

Why don't they give tests in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Quasimodem · 07-09-2014, 08:33 PM

LOLz

Why did the police charge the poacher with indecent exposure after catching him leaving the National Park carrying the hind-quarters of a bear on his shoulders?

Because they said they caught him "bear-assed".

M3WC · 07-09-2014, 10:36 PM

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

07-08-2014, 06:46 PM	#1
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KingOfJericho Major General 2458 Rep 7,341 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	Ba dum TSSSSSS __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
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07-09-2014, 10:32 AM	#4
ragingclue One cam is enough 136 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	Heh, that's actually a pretty good one.
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fecurtis Banned 3271 Rep 6,299 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW 335i M-Sport Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Arlington, VA iTrader: (0)	Puns, I get puns.
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Quasimodem Colonel 149 Rep 2,383 Posts Drives: 335d Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: California iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 335d US [0.00]	LOLz Why did the police charge the poacher with indecent exposure after catching him leaving the National Park carrying the hind-quarters of a bear on his shoulders? Because they said they caught him "bear-assed". __________________ Speakers: CDT Audio HD-42 comps--front doors (RAAMmat deadened), CDT ES-06 6.5" woofers--kickpanl Pods, Hertz EBX202R dual 8" ported trunk sub. Amps: Phoenix Gold RSd 500.4 (comps & pods). PG RSd 600.1 (sub). Power & Ground: 4AWG Streetwires w/RockFosgt RFDB1 distro blocks. Input: HU lineout--Kicker KISL RCA adapters--RockFosgt RFIT-6 cables--Audiocontrol Matrix--Monster cables--RSd 500.4--lineout Monstr Cabl to RSd 600.1.
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M3WC Brigadier General 3850 Rep 3,312 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: ...location...location iTrader: (0)	Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads "Small medium at large."
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