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      07-20-2016, 03:28 PM   #331
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      07-20-2016, 03:29 PM   #332
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      07-20-2016, 03:50 PM   #333
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Lol, my friend I do not have a Lambo, I think our friend smoosh mistook the Ferrari for a Lambo


I did test drive one, before ultimately deciding on the Ferrari.
Yeah..I know my friend but I saw that Lambo fucked Ferrari !

Lol, Ferrari drivers fuck Lambo driver's chicks.
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      07-20-2016, 04:38 PM   #334
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Hey I woke up and I had a serious hangover and I realized after reading bimmerpost what a bitch I had been, and I was left out from the weekly cartoon.

This was a big hit. Thanks guys. I'll go cry myself to sleep after I've finished reading this report on a subject I don't care about.
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      07-20-2016, 04:41 PM   #335
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Hey I woke up and I had a serious hangover and I realized after reading bimmerpost what a bitch I had been, and I was left out from the weekly cartoon.

This was a big hit. Thanks guys. I'll go cry myself to sleep after I've finished reading this report on a subject I don't care about.
Billup has never left you out of an illustration, just remember that.
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      07-20-2016, 04:57 PM   #336
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Billup has never left you out of an illustration, just remember that.
Yeah, but that guy was really mean to me!! He was such a bitch I thought he was the one of hauling a pussy around!
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      07-20-2016, 04:58 PM   #337
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Yeah, but that guy was really mean to me!! He was such a bitch I thought he was the one of hauling a pussy around!
It's not my fault you two didn't like each other! He lived by the saying;

"You hurt the ones you love the most, and all he wanted to do was destroy you."
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      07-20-2016, 05:04 PM   #338
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It's not my fault you two didn't like each other! He lived by the saying;

"You hurt the ones you love the most, and all he wanted to do was destroy you."
Well since I live by more appropriate code of:
"Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down
I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more
It may sound funny but you'd think by now
I'd be smilin'
I guess some things never change
Never change"

See, it never would've worked with ol billie and me.

(btw that's like romantic coming from me. I'm gonna have to tell the spouse I just sent lyrics to my favorite song to an other man)
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Well since I live by more appropriate code of:
"Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down
I'd like to think that our love's worth a tad more
It may sound funny but you'd think by now
I'd be smilin'
I guess some things never change
Never change"

See, it never would've worked with ol billie and me.

(btw that's like romantic coming from me. I'm gonna have to tell the spouse I just sent lyrics to my favorite song to an other man)
I just forwarded it to him. He said he appreciates the Guns & Roses lyrics so much, that he just sent a couple a nudes. Don't tell hubby. He feels the romance brewing before his very eyes, even though he's not here.
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I just forwarded it to him. He said he appreciates the Guns & Roses lyrics so much, that he just sent a couple a nudes. Don't tell hubby. He feels the romance brewing before his very eyes, even though he's not here.
I've been reading about these three mining companies all night so I'll just slide in the lyrics if I'll ever tell the hubby what I do at one am.

I like that song. All love songs are so damn cheery but that one is rough

(only billie would know that song )
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      07-20-2016, 06:02 PM   #341
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I've been reading about these three mining companies all night so I'll just slide in the lyrics if I'll ever tell the hubby what I do at one am.

I like that song. All love songs are so damn cheery but that one is rough
I hate love songs, they make me want to puke.

Oh, and that dream I had the other day about you, legit, we got freaky. Tell your hubs. It was pretty crazy.
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      07-20-2016, 06:31 PM   #342
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      07-20-2016, 07:02 PM   #343
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I hate love songs, they make me want to puke.

Oh, and that dream I had the other day about you, legit, we got freaky. Tell your hubs. It was pretty crazy.
Lol, 800 pages: Mining industry has big issues is about all one wants to quote on this nights read. You guys wonder why I have so much time to spen in bimmerpost.

Yeah! Tell me some day! My phone must be somewhere since I had it with me two days ago.

I've never gotten the idea of love songs. They are so damn empty, or even worse, some chick singing about near or far.
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      07-20-2016, 10:04 PM   #344
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Lol, 800 pages: Mining industry has big issues is about all one wants to quote on this nights read. You guys wonder why I have so much time to spen in bimmerpost.

Yeah! Tell me some day! My phone must be somewhere since I had it with me two days ago.

I've never gotten the idea of love songs. They are so damn empty, or even worse, some chick singing about near or far.
Incoming text about my dream that you probably won't respond to.
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