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      08-31-2016, 02:14 PM   #89
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Face down, booty up, but it doesn't have to go in the ass. But if you come down here, I will give you a hug.
FUCK no I ain't going down there...

You're coming up here

And I don't give hugs, fyi...my form of greeting is powdering my peepee and slapping it across your face, leaving a mushroom sculpture on your cheek
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      08-31-2016, 02:21 PM   #91
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FUCK no I ain't going down there...

You're coming up here

And I don't give hugs, fyi...my form of greeting is powdering my peepee and slapping it across your face, leaving a mushroom sculpture on your cheek
Sounds rough ...Kinda SM .
But powdering bro ? What the hell...
Ok...You probably mean lubricating ?
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      08-31-2016, 02:26 PM   #92
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BMWCCA will hold Oktoberfest in New Orleans in July 2017!

https://www.bmwcca.org/news/video-jo...17-new-orleans
I wont even go to the real Oktoberfest in Munich although Im only few mls away. Thats an absolutely overestimated happening. And afterwards you'll get a lousy shirt, because you made it
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      09-14-2016, 09:21 AM   #93
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I'll bet it won't be billup.

Hey Axius given your Detroit connection, was Billup a connection to Chauncy or just purely .... something else.
No relation, just somehow became my nickname back in the day when we'd race on French road in Detroit. Some black dude called me Billup and it just stuck.

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It's too long of a drive for him.
Trrrruuuueee, plus I'd rather save 3 hours and drive to Detroit where people won't ditch out without saying anything.
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      09-14-2016, 10:30 AM   #94
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I'll meet you billy and bring c5 for some gator hunting
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I'll meet you billy and bring c5 for some gator hunting
I'm gonna crash your party too then.
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      09-14-2016, 10:51 AM   #96
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New Orleans?

....in JULY?!?!

Nope!
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I'll meet you billy and bring c5 for some gator hunting
Ooooooo that'd be fun! I'm game. We can discuss with C5 so he can clear his busy schedule.

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I'm gonna crash your party too then.
Nobody crashes the three musketeers or we crash their faces.


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      09-14-2016, 11:11 AM   #98
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I'll meet you billy and bring c5 for some gator hunting
Ooooooo that'd be fun! I'm game. We can discuss with C5 so he can clear his busy schedule.

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I'm gonna crash your party too then.
Nobody crashes the three musketeers or we crash their faces.


It even says so on our crests.
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Or Grammar Nazi's.


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New Orleans?

....in JULY?!?!

Nope!
It's slightly better than August...

Make sure your AC is working if you're driving down...
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It's slightly better than August...

Make sure your AC is working if you're driving down...
And still working once they get here. Or else.
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And still working once they get here. Or else.
But it's a "wet" heat... Don't worry, all the restaurants and bars are air conditioned!
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      09-14-2016, 01:23 PM   #103
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      09-14-2016, 03:25 PM   #104
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And still working once they get here. Or else.
Just drink a bunch of those tall grenade things around 10am like the drunks and pass out on the street, the heat don't matter when you're getting a good mid-days sleep!

Then when you wake up at 8pm to start all over again, it's nice and moderate!
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Just drink a bunch of those tall grenade things around 10am like the drunks and pass out on the street, the heat don't matter when you're getting a good mid-days sleep!

Then when you wake up at 8pm to start all over again, it's nice and moderate!
Sounds like you've been here before.

They're called hand grenades... and only to drunken tourists drink those, along with hurricanes.
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