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      11-27-2017, 09:24 PM   #45
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Right after I tell her to calm down
Is this outside the van or once they are inside?
Listen. At some point you have to make your own play. I lent you the keys
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Listen. At some point you have to make your own play. I lent you the keys
I'm just a Padawan Learner to your Jedi Master.
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Listen. At some point you have to make your own play. I lent you the keys
I'm just a Padawan Learner to your Jedi Master.
Tough love my young one

Hey want to go camping this weekend?
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I wish. I'm heading to the frosty north for a couple of parties and additional social obligations.

Where are you headed?
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I wish. I'm heading to the frosty north for a couple of parties and additional social obligations.

Where are you headed?
Camping in the frosty would further your desire to snuggle, yes?

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Camping in the frosty would further your desire to snuggle, yes?

Oh...it seems I'm busy that weekend getting a lobototribiscupidemphagratalectomy at that time.
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Is that like an adadictomy
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      11-30-2017, 10:20 AM   #52
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      11-30-2017, 11:07 AM   #53
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Oh...it seems I'm busy that weekend getting a lobototribiscupidemphagratalectomy at that time.
playing with your lobstrosity - banned. You have forgotten the face of your father
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I told my mum about it and she laughed at me for staying with her and taking a beating. She wanted me to www.move on... and thought I could do better. Still says it now and again.
Well yeah...

What if she comes at you with a knife because she is "depressed"?

I have no tolerance for people like that. If you are going to physically abuse me because your day is not going as planned, and believe nothing is going to happen, think again.
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      11-30-2017, 02:59 PM   #55
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I don't hit woman I do not fight with woman
I always say if they can hit like man they should get ready to be hit like a man.
Always Hit back as twice as hard regardless who it might be.
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if you are having any thoughts on leaving the relationship then 100% id call the cops. Shit like that needs to be documented especially with a legal system as discriminatory against men as the one we live in (Canada and US). If there is no history of it, and its just a drunken momentary laps and you are not looking to leave then probably not worth it.
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No you don't hit women, but would be a shame if she accidentally fell down some stairs.
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