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      03-14-2008, 06:59 PM   #1
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So proud...

my son is about 1 year old now, and he's really starting to learn some great life skills. My wife was watching him the other day, trying to get some work done, and he really started to show some of these skills......


He's showing good taste....
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He's learned some dexterity....
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He's learning to share....
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And most importantly, DAMN the boy can CHUG!
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Moral of the story - I've learned that even at his young age, I can't leave him alone with the liquor cabinet.
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That's funny but I'd recommend you rectify the situation with the liquor cabinet ASAP.
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That's funny but I'd recommend you rectify the situation with the liquor cabinet ASAP.
Yeah, he's not supposed to be in that room, but I put a kid proof latch on it none the less. Problem is, damn things are adult proof too.
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OMG that is funny.

I thought Guinness didn't drink?
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ahahah thats adorable! if that was my kid... well. i wouldnt have that problem. i dont drink. and if my kid finds my backstash of 12oz, he wont be able to smoke it. and if he eats even just one bit of a bud, he'd probably KO for a few days lol!
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damn right gotta share with the dog, gotta drink 2!

lol cute
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damn right gotta share with the dog, gotta drink 2!

lol cute
The funny thing is, the dog HATES beer, you put one in front of her face and the she totally shys away from it, like, ewwww, thats gross. It is totally funny. I guess she is a hard liquor kinda dog.
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lol awww a shame

some good beers out there hehe
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i cant wait to be a father. it wont be for a lonnggg time, but god damn, i cant wait to see my son roll his first spliff, it would be truly, a joyous occasion amongst my east indian community lol!
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I guess she is a hard liquor kinda dog.
You sure that's "liquor" or "licker"?
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The funny thing is, the dog HATES beer, you put one in front of her face and the she totally shys away from it, like, ewwww, thats gross. It is totally funny. I guess she is a hard liquor kinda dog.
Smart dog since alcohol is essentially bacteria piss.
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