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      04-22-2006, 12:14 AM   #1
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A few facts about sex.

someone sent me this.


1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that
when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that romantic dinner.


4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy


7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world . IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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      04-22-2006, 01:56 AM   #2
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and too much sex gives u STDs
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      04-22-2006, 01:58 AM   #3
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^ haha depends on who you have it with
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      04-22-2006, 02:07 AM   #4
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^ haha depends on who you have it with
true but i dont care coz i have sex with my hands
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      04-22-2006, 09:31 AM   #5
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
Damn.. anybody know where I can get some decent swimming sneakers?
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      04-22-2006, 09:51 AM   #6
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Damn.. anybody know where I can get some decent swimming sneakers?
Yeah they're called fins... Can get them at any sporting goods place.
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      04-22-2006, 09:53 AM   #7
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Besides, you don't need sex for your brain to release natural endorphins--all you need to do is jog. And nowadays, they make perfume and cologne with pheremones.
Call me a "traditionalist" but I prefer old fashioned sex to release natural endorphins than jogging. You know... the split beaver, doggie, whimpering dolphin, missionary, etc...
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      04-22-2006, 10:05 AM   #8
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Jogging vs Sex. Are u kidding?

another one:

Zastava Yugo vs Porker GT3

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