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How many *** does it take to change a light bulb
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Can’t tell. They scatter as soon as the light turns on.
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I can see why you didn't put this in the LOL or jokes thread.
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Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. That's a hardware problem. A2: None. They just re-define darkness as the new standard.
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We used to have a joke on how long it took AF (Airways Facilities, AKA maintenance) to change a light bulb.
We had spotlights over the radar scopes so we could see the flight progress strips and write the appropriate info on them. One burned out one day and AF was called to replace it. The guy shows up with a DVOM to check for power I guess (it's a burned out bulb, for cryin' out loud!). After his 10 minute check, he disappears for about a half hour and returns with an LED bulb instead of the yellowish, incandescent bulbs we normally have. I asked if I could have one of those bulbs as the light was much cleaner. He got rather miffed, took out the bulb and started to storm off when a coworker spouted-off (we are a smart-Aleky bunch) that we've now answered the age old question of how long it takes AF to change a light bulb! It was about another hour before he returned with a new bulb. |
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Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it must want to change first.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
To begin with, it takes one to issue the requisition form LB24, one to sign the work order DF69, three to consult with management and reject both forms as not applicable to maintenance as per regulations. Seventeen to form a fact finding committee to discuss the overuse of LB24,after ten months of debate, there will be an inquiry into the findings of this committee, and twenty-one members will discuss the ramifications of the darkened rooms, after a further year the undersecretary of public works will call a press conference to announce increased budget spending to increase efficiency of the department… |
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