what would you do if....

fermion · 07-20-2008, 10:22 PM

you found your wife in bed having sex with another woman.

i'm actually asking semi seriously.
would you accuse her of cheating?
would you ban her from doing that again?
file for divorce? (this is what women do when they catch their husbands in bed with another guy)

Zeeman · 07-20-2008, 10:25 PM

i'd join in

'Cane · 07-20-2008, 10:31 PM

Whip it out. The video camera, that is.

DevJ · 07-21-2008, 12:55 AM

this reminds me of..

"my girl got a girlfriend i just found out but its ayte, as long as i can be with her too"

BayAreaE92 · 07-21-2008, 12:59 AM

I'd find Jesus

ChineseGuy · 07-21-2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BayAreaE92

I'd find Jesus

I wonder what would Jesus do

DougLikesBMW · 07-21-2008, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ChineseGuy

I wonder what would Jesus do

He would hit those hootchies doggystyle, just like Dr. Seuss!

Year's_End · 07-21-2008, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fermion

you found your wife in bed having sex with another woman.

i'm actually asking semi seriously.
would you accuse her of cheating?
would you ban her from doing that again?
file for divorce? (this is what women do when they catch their husbands in bed with another guy)

Typo there mate.

MrSteak · 07-21-2008, 03:24 AM

Join in, and when I was done, get rid of her.

TK-421 · 07-21-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeeman

i'd join in

+1

iatacs19 · 07-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Can you claim infidelity if you join in?

Hawkeye · 07-21-2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fermion

you found your wife in bed having sex with another woman.

i'm actually asking semi seriously.
would you accuse her of cheating?
would you ban her from doing that again?
file for divorce? (this is what women do when they catch their husbands in bed with another guy)

So I take it your wife caught you in bed with someone and filed for divorce?

fermion · 07-21-2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

So I take it your wife caught you in bed with someone and filed for divorce?

haha, no, this post was inspired by this:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/726200477.html

!Xoible · 07-21-2008, 08:17 PM

i'd want to understand what went in her head exactly and if there's anything going wrong with our marriage, and if it's possible to join me in next time

nOLd · 07-21-2008, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BayAreaE92

I'd find Jesus

Sara · 07-21-2008, 11:50 PM

If I had a wife that would mean I was gay so I'd say FUCK YEAH and join in on that shit. Then serve her with divorce papers.

mpimping · 07-22-2008, 12:17 AM

i would have one try my sausage while the other plays with my nuts

Neema · 07-22-2008, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChineseGuy

I wonder what would Jesus do

walk on water of course

Biohazard · 07-22-2008, 08:08 AM

Hey what makes you guys think they would want to let you join in??

stooken · 07-22-2008, 11:40 AM

drop down to my knees and thank the lord!

RBBMWE46M3 · 07-22-2008, 11:57 AM

Dive in head first

BMWdmk · 07-22-2008, 12:29 PM

kick my wife out! FTW!

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fermion Private First Class 46 Rep 109 Posts Drives: 328i Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pasadena iTrader: (0)	what would you do if.... you found your wife in bed having sex with another woman. i'm actually asking semi seriously. would you accuse her of cheating? would you ban her from doing that again? file for divorce? (this is what women do when they catch their husbands in bed with another guy)
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'Cane Major General 9849 Rep 6,084 Posts Drives: 2022 Aventurin/SS G82 xDrive Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2022 M4 Comp AWD [8.00]	Whip it out. The video camera, that is.
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