If you could DO any one thing without getting in trouble...

xxForgedxx · 11-18-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

no. it just becomes a retarded thread jack and the thread never goes back on topic.

btw, your elaborate plan with the rapage and the dbs-stealing is brilliant. i think i might steal it.

NO BITCH THATS MY MOTHAFUCKEN DBS! GET A DIFFERENT COLOR!

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MMMazing07

i would drive a F1 car on the streets. like in this commercial

damn that would be sick

BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

try to visualize the situation

Like this, but her legs will be over her head

Dude, I just....all of it.

xxForgedxx · 11-18-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

Dude, I just....all of it.

What if she has BEEF CURTAINS THOUGH! It'd be a total waste of rape!

Expired · 11-18-2008, 07:54 PM

A lot of these aren't just "one thing"..
Anyways, if I wanted to come up with a somewhat elaborate plan..

First I would find a large house much like Toulour's in Oceans 12, located near a large lake.
I would get the house by whatever means necessary since I can't be caught. Rob a few banks(including the vault) to acquire funds to somewhat retrofit the house. Build a fairly large underground garage/lair to house cars, guns, valuables, etc.. I would then proceed to steal all of the world power and ETF stockpiles of gold and platinum. Store them underground for a bit while I use some of it to have a storage area built at the bottom of the lake. I would then proceed to steal valuables all over the world..(From museums, upper class, banks, storage facilities..) Such as paintings, statues, artifacts, old documents, etc.. I would then destroy all info pertaining to credit card debt, and strongly suggest to world leaders that credit should not be used. Get in buddy buddy with some of the most powerful people in the world. Stockpile some of the most sophisticated weapons/ammunition, buy some nice cars, and live out the rest of my life killing people. Possibly try to find love?? Who knows, maybe some other stuff a long the way.

If I wanted to do one thing, it would be to kill off all of the corrupt officials in all Governments.

-Nathan

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 09:02 PM

What I don't understand is, why you guys keep saying I would go rob this or rob that....?!

WTF, if you're not going to get in trouble for anything, just steal that shit (shit = whatever you want)

You don't need money if you can't get in trouble -_-

Indy car on city streets ftmfw and then megan fox...

edit:
1) megan fox
2) indy car
3) go back to 1)

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 09:20 PM

Sorry Spool

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Originally Posted by news 4 u

Would club thumbs count?

And no, I haven't lol.

shiggy · 11-18-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I want to rape Megan Fox and post it on youtube...

i LOL'd at this first....then i thought....FUCK YA!!!

Megan Fox is freakin HOT!!!...o would eat that until my whole face was chapped....hmmm.....think i got carried away there!!.....sorry fellas!

darkphantom · 11-18-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shiggy

i LOL'd at this first....then i thought....FUCK YA!!!

Megan Fox is freakin HOT!!!...o would eat that until my whole face was chapped....hmmm.....think i got carried away there!!.....sorry fellas!

Did you....all of it?

xxForgedxx · 11-18-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

Did you....all of it?

What IF SHE HAS BEEF CURTAINS?!

pdjafari · 11-18-2008, 10:58 PM

what if Megan Fox pussy is infected with syphillis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, AIDs, Herpes, botulism toxin, anthrax, mustard gas, yellow cake and e. coli?

Oh, and my one thing would be to rewind to when megan fox was 16 and rape her then b4 any of you could get to her

c0nstant · 11-18-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pdjafari

what if Megan Fox pussy is infected with syphillis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, AIDs, Herpes, botulism toxin, anthrax, mustard gas, yellow cake and e. coli?

then id fuck her in the ass, duh

shiggy · 11-18-2008, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

then id fuck her in the ass, duh

LOL!!!
toss salad!!

xxForgedxx · 11-19-2008, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

then id fuck her in the ass, duh

You dumb ass, you can catch that shit from the butt too

Couch · 11-19-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

What if she has BEEF CURTAINS THOUGH! It'd be a total waste of rape!

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

What IF SHE HAS BEEF CURTAINS?!

You cut them off and have a bar-b-que!!!

darkphantom · 11-19-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Couch

You cut them off and have a bar-b-que!!!

lmao....what he said.

OverDrive · 11-19-2008, 03:48 PM

psshhh...screw megan fox, Keyra Augustina FTMFW!!! I'd be playing with her ass the whole night!!

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darkphantom · 11-19-2008, 03:49 PM

bah can't view it at work -_-

OverDrive · 11-19-2008, 03:51 PM

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bah can't view it at work -_-

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Year's_End · 11-19-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OverDrive

psshhh...screw megan fox, Keyra Augustina FTMFW!!! I'd be playing with her ass the whole night!!

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Spool · 11-19-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OverDrive

psshhh...screw megan fox, Keyra Augustina FTMFW!!! I'd be playing with her ass the whole night!!

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Yeah but Megan Fox is a hundred million times more wealthy...

and she has the libido of a 40 year old rapist

OverDrive · 11-19-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Yeah but Megan Fox is a hundred million times more wealthy...

and she has the libido of a 40 year old rapist

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11-18-2008, 07:54 PM	#71
Expired Fanatic 103 Rep 175 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	A lot of these aren't just "one thing".. Anyways, if I wanted to come up with a somewhat elaborate plan.. First I would find a large house much like Toulour's in Oceans 12, located near a large lake. I would get the house by whatever means necessary since I can't be caught. Rob a few banks(including the vault) to acquire funds to somewhat retrofit the house. Build a fairly large underground garage/lair to house cars, guns, valuables, etc.. I would then proceed to steal all of the world power and ETF stockpiles of gold and platinum. Store them underground for a bit while I use some of it to have a storage area built at the bottom of the lake. I would then proceed to steal valuables all over the world..(From museums, upper class, banks, storage facilities..) Such as paintings, statues, artifacts, old documents, etc.. I would then destroy all info pertaining to credit card debt, and strongly suggest to world leaders that credit should not be used. Get in buddy buddy with some of the most powerful people in the world. Stockpile some of the most sophisticated weapons/ammunition, buy some nice cars, and live out the rest of my life killing people. Possibly try to find love?? Who knows, maybe some other stuff a long the way. If I wanted to do one thing, it would be to kill off all of the corrupt officials in all Governments. -Nathan __________________ People only know what you tell them. ►Only in ROFL Copter.◄
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darkphantom Banned 656 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	What I don't understand is, why you guys keep saying I would go rob this or rob that....?! WTF, if you're not going to get in trouble for anything, just steal that shit (shit = whatever you want) You don't need money if you can't get in trouble -_- Indy car on city streets ftmfw and then megan fox... edit: 1) megan fox 2) indy car 3) go back to 1)
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pdjafari Colonel 183 Rep 2,512 Posts Drives: G80 M3C Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	what if Megan Fox pussy is infected with syphillis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, AIDs, Herpes, botulism toxin, anthrax, mustard gas, yellow cake and e. coli? Oh, and my one thing would be to rewind to when megan fox was 16 and rape her then b4 any of you could get to her
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OverDrive CHEAT TO WIN!! 155 Rep 1,347 Posts Drives: E92 M3, 718 GT4 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	psshhh...screw megan fox, Keyra Augustina FTMFW!!! I'd be playing with her ass the whole night!! ________ VAPORIZER MANUFACTURER ________ Rhode island dispensary ________ NO2 VAPORIZER ________ Electric Cigarettes Last edited by OverDrive; 04-14-2011 at 09:45 PM..
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