where's your 710?

Comet · 01-23-2009, 03:40 AM

A blonde came in to her local garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

the mechanic turned around and asked her: 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is look below!

theplayer · 01-23-2009, 03:44 AM

OMG...I'm speechless!

m2kev · 01-23-2009, 03:51 AM

lol

radix · 01-23-2009, 04:41 AM

Should have given her an ID-10/T form to take to the parts department.

Mu Mu · 01-23-2009, 04:56 AM

ehhh...thats the oldest joke on the internetz, lol!

Comet · 01-23-2009, 05:04 AM

really?
first time I see it
guess the internet is 1 day old

c0nstant · 01-23-2009, 05:41 AM

lol

Blake · 01-23-2009, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

lol

gtfo

NYBMW335 · 01-23-2009, 07:08 AM

wow, that's old. Still funny after all these years.

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-23-2009, 07:52 AM

my retarded ex girl friend would do some shit like this.

Year's_End · 01-23-2009, 10:26 AM

here's my 710, aka OIL^.

01-23-2009, 03:40 AM	#1
Comet Troll Harder 411 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	where's your 710? A blonde came in to her local garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. the mechanic turned around and asked her: 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is look below! __________________
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01-23-2009, 03:44 AM	#2
theplayer Private 22 Rep 83 Posts Drives: 3-series Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (0)	OMG...I'm speechless!
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m2kev Major 94 Rep 1,199 Posts Drives: G87 M2 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Clemente, CA iTrader: (14)	lol __________________
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01-23-2009, 04:41 AM	#4
radix you know he kills little girls like you 398 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Should have given her an ID-10/T form to take to the parts department.
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Mu Mu First Lieutenant 7 Rep 353 Posts Drives: BMW 330i Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Johannesburg iTrader: (0)	ehhh...thats the oldest joke on the internetz, lol!
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01-23-2009, 05:04 AM	#6
Comet Troll Harder 411 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	really? first time I see it guess the internet is 1 day old __________________
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1839 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	lol
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01-23-2009, 07:08 AM	#9
NYBMW335 Lieutenant 11 Rep 420 Posts Drives: BMW 335i jet black/black Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (1)	wow, that's old. Still funny after all these years.
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STUNT-MAN-HANS ME AND MY GREAT DANE AGAINST THE WORLD! 1 Rep 138 Posts Drives: 135,6SPD,AW,BLKLTHR,BLKTRIM Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: SOUTH JERSEY iTrader: (0)	my retarded ex girl friend would do some shit like this. Attached Images __________________ 1 1 2 BOOGEY BOOGEY AVENUE
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01-23-2009, 10:26 AM	#11
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1243 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	here's my 710, aka OIL^. Attached Images __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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