BMW Joke..I couldn't resist

ChrisK · 06-09-2008, 03:51 PM

Police Car Chasing a BMW

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.

Year1of1 · 06-09-2008, 10:50 PM

that joke is old.... some1 just inserted the bmw stuff

3toM · 06-10-2008, 12:00 AM

LOL!

runNgun · 06-10-2008, 12:31 AM

Thanks for posting.

Oregon · 06-10-2008, 03:09 AM

RobLS · 06-10-2008, 03:52 AM

haha, even if it is old, it must be past my time, because I havn't head of it before.

ChrisK · 06-10-2008, 08:58 AM

Police Car Chasing a BMW 135i

A senior citizen drove his brand new Alpine White BMW 135i out of the car dealership. Taking off down the highway, he floored, the twin turbos kicked in, and... 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 130, then 150 mph (ooopss I hit the limiter).

Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road after slamming down on the 6 Piston Brembos and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW 135i, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, the new 1 series is smoking fast... and you drove it like you stole it, but my shift ends in 10 minutes... Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman in a Mercedes. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.

Crowley · 06-10-2008, 09:22 AM

LOL

06-09-2008, 03:51 PM	#1
ChrisK Major General 4472 Rep 7,590 Posts Drives: '19 M2C Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chicagoland iTrader: (7) Garage List 2019 BMW M2C [7.00] 2015 Porsche Macan S [0.00]	BMW Joke..I couldn't resist Police Car Chasing a BMW A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman. __________________ www.ReTuneTheDeTune.com 2019 M2 Competition (Sunset Orange)
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06-09-2008, 10:50 PM	#2
Year1of1 Lieutenant 34 Rep 573 Posts Drives: 2020 X5 M50 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (0)	that joke is old.... some1 just inserted the bmw stuff __________________ 2008 128 - retired 2010 X5 - retired 2013 535 - retired 2015 X1 - retired 2020 X5 M50i - On Order
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3toM Lieutenant 18 Rep 511 Posts Drives: 2013 335i EB Msport Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	LOL!
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runNgun Private First Class 10 Rep 173 Posts Drives: Join Date: Feb 2008 iTrader: (0)	Thanks for posting.
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RobLS Major 29 Rep 1,193 Posts Drives: M3 Coupe Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Near Perpetual Rain iTrader: (0)	haha, even if it is old, it must be past my time, because I havn't head of it before.
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06-10-2008, 08:58 AM	#7
ChrisK Major General 4472 Rep 7,590 Posts Drives: '19 M2C Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chicagoland iTrader: (7) Garage List 2019 BMW M2C [7.00] 2015 Porsche Macan S [0.00]	Police Car Chasing a BMW 135i A senior citizen drove his brand new Alpine White BMW 135i out of the car dealership. Taking off down the highway, he floored, the twin turbos kicked in, and... 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 130, then 150 mph (ooopss I hit the limiter). Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road after slamming down on the 6 Piston Brembos and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW 135i, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, the new 1 series is smoking fast... and you drove it like you stole it, but my shift ends in 10 minutes... Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman in a Mercedes. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman. __________________ www.ReTuneTheDeTune.com 2019 M2 Competition (Sunset Orange)
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