Happy Ending Massage

O-cha · 03-27-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Wear a condom?

I'm talking about the message, unless you have a full body latex suit you want to tell me about?

O-cha · 03-27-2009, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Ever heard of soap and wipes?

If that makes you comfortable with it I guess.

mpimping · 03-27-2009, 06:44 PM

russian also

MTV · 03-27-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kensta335

Wear a condom?

ummmmm LOL

mpimping · 03-27-2009, 06:49 PM

op ur a jerk off why pay some ho to do it for you?

blue-coupe · 03-27-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stimpy

Is this considered cheating?

I wouldn't consider it cheating, but I'm such a sleazeball, I wouldn't necessarily consider sex cheating.

ChrisMT79 · 03-29-2009, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

Is no one else bothered by the idea of a girl rubbing her hands all over your naked skin after jerking off the previous customer?

Yes!

No hands!...

Los Angeles · 03-29-2009, 01:08 AM

soundz lyke good tyme.

marty_mcfly · 03-29-2009, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

Is no one else bothered by the idea of a girl rubbing her hands all over your naked skin after jerking off the previous customer?

you know that girl you had sex with two weeks ago? yeah, somebody else's dick was in her before yours

blue2fire · 03-29-2009, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MTV

You can fuck them too

Yeah, and also contract STD's from the 3 million people they must have slept with till then.

Spool · 03-29-2009, 09:21 AM

i think i've had more happy endings than this whole board combined,

.....you gotta know where to go, not all places do it. Make sure you negotiate the price and keep ur wallet next to you at all times when you're overseas...

they're known to steal ur shit, i always put my wallet underneath my pillow or if i have to i'll shove it up my asshole...i hear tons of stories of tourists losing their passport, credit cards, money etc...

nusevad · 03-29-2009, 07:32 PM

I dont see the point of happy endings in the sense of getting a handjob...which IMO is the worst in the hierarchy of paid sexual favors.

Sex > Blowjob > Handjob

Id rather just have straight up sex from the chick if shes attractive enough...if i wanted a HJ id just pull a stranger and do it myself.

Cyber · 03-30-2009, 12:27 AM

Dump Purell on your private if you're so scared.

BrianDesigns · 03-30-2009, 04:41 AM

ask for the shanghai surprise... or shanghai supplies.

O-cha · 03-30-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

you know that girl you had sex with two weeks ago? yeah, somebody else's dick was in her before yours

Maybe, but not 10 minutes before hand.

Cyber · 03-30-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by FifthStreetz

I dont see the point of happy endings in the sense of getting a handjob...which IMO is the worst in the hierarchy of paid sexual favors.

Sex > Blowjob > Handjob

Id rather just have straight up sex from the chick if shes attractive enough...if i wanted a HJ id just pull a stranger and do it myself.

+1

What is the cost of fucking vs getting massaged anyway?

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