Duck or Stay Still

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-14-2009, 01:27 AM

EDIT: You are standing in a vat of people vomit up to your neck.

EDIT: There is no headroom to jump or move, you are chained into the vat - you cannot get out.

Your hands are cuffed behind your back.

Suddenly you notice a huge bowl of human feces flying right toward your face.

Duck or Stay Still?

m3pare · 11-14-2009, 01:28 AM

lol wtf

fdsasdasdf · 11-14-2009, 01:28 AM

Tons of people shit is nastier than vomit.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 11-14-2009, 01:33 AM

I'd GTFO of the vat!

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-14-2009, 01:35 AM

read edits

MCMLXXXIX · 11-14-2009, 01:37 AM

disgusting lol

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-14-2009, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

disgusting lol

lol, you love it. Soooooo - what is it, duck or stand still? lol

m3pare · 11-14-2009, 03:53 AM

can i turn my head to avoid eating shit or is it locked in place as well?

boymonkey · 11-14-2009, 04:47 AM

What the hell?

boymonkey · 11-14-2009, 04:53 AM

I think I will stand and try to deflect the bowl. And chances are the poo is less wet than the vomit, hopefully won't get in all of the holes as much.
If the poo is really bad, I can still duck into the vomit to wash it off. LOL

immiketoo · 11-14-2009, 09:21 AM

You have issues...

InsaneSkippy · 11-14-2009, 11:04 AM

Move to the side?

BForbes · 11-14-2009, 11:41 AM

Stomach contents over bowel anyday.

Scorpion · 11-14-2009, 12:28 PM

Goose...I mean Duck lol.

T7R_Sky · 11-14-2009, 01:12 PM

Im just worried that the vomit is gonna be acidic... So I would stand and turn my head a bit so its not straight on.

kabalm18 · 11-14-2009, 01:18 PM

gogo likes the poo!

samwoo2go · 11-15-2009, 01:09 AM

I would stand still and open my mouth, then dive and rinse my mouth.

WILLIE92 · 11-15-2009, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

I would stand still and open my mouth, then dive and rinse my mouth.

JYehO · 11-15-2009, 10:51 PM

Why don't you just rephrase the question "Would you rather get sh*t or puked on?"

Puke, for me anyways.

Kroy · 11-16-2009, 04:42 PM

so you lose or you lose

immiketoo · 11-16-2009, 05:15 PM

It's very Saw-esque without the mutilation and death.

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Duck	32	74.42%
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11-14-2009, 01:27 AM	#1
MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 396 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	Duck or Stay Still EDIT: You are standing in a vat of people vomit up to your neck. EDIT: There is no headroom to jump or move, you are chained into the vat - you cannot get out. Your hands are cuffed behind your back. Suddenly you notice a huge bowl of human feces flying right toward your face. Duck or Stay Still? __________________ E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
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11-14-2009, 01:28 AM	#2
m3pare Banned 535 Rep 43,411 Posts Drives: OBD1 M3. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: MFEST HQ iTrader: (6)	lol wtf
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11-14-2009, 01:28 AM	#3
fdsasdasdf Captain 129 Rep 778 Posts Drives: 330Ci ZHP 6sp Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC iTrader: (0)	Tons of people shit is nastier than vomit.
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11-14-2009, 01:33 AM	#4
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Lieutenant 112 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 1 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2 iTrader: (0)	I'd GTFO of the vat!
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11-14-2009, 01:35 AM	#5
MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 396 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	read edits __________________ E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
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11-14-2009, 01:37 AM	#6
MCMLXXXIX wat 240 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	disgusting lol
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11-14-2009, 03:53 AM	#8
m3pare Banned 535 Rep 43,411 Posts Drives: OBD1 M3. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: MFEST HQ iTrader: (6)	can i turn my head to avoid eating shit or is it locked in place as well?
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11-14-2009, 04:47 AM	#9
boymonkey Lieutenant 41 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	What the hell?
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11-14-2009, 04:53 AM	#10
boymonkey Lieutenant 41 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I think I will stand and try to deflect the bowl. And chances are the poo is less wet than the vomit, hopefully won't get in all of the holes as much. If the poo is really bad, I can still duck into the vomit to wash it off. LOL
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11-14-2009, 11:04 AM	#12
InsaneSkippy Lieutenant Colonel 81 Rep 1,597 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida iTrader: (1)	Move to the side? __________________
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11-14-2009, 11:41 AM	#13
BForbes Moderator 589 Rep 4,240 Posts Drives: BSM 135i/AW E90 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL iTrader: (0)	Stomach contents over bowel anyday. __________________ - 04 Honda S2000(gone)
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11-14-2009, 12:28 PM	#14
Scorpion Major 166 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Goose...I mean Duck lol.
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11-14-2009, 01:12 PM	#15
T7R_Sky "I know you know that I know you know..." 25 Rep 795 Posts Drives: Sparkling Graphite E90 328i Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Escondido, CA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [0.00]	Im just worried that the vomit is gonna be acidic... So I would stand and turn my head a bit so its not straight on.
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11-14-2009, 01:18 PM	#16
kabalm18 My car drones and I LOVE IT!!! 209 Rep 613 Posts Drives: 1M & F10 535xi Join Date: May 2008 Location: My House iTrader: (0)	gogo likes the poo!
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11-15-2009, 01:09 AM	#17
samwoo2go Banned 467 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	I would stand still and open my mouth, then dive and rinse my mouth.
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11-15-2009, 10:51 PM	#19
JYehO New Member 4 Rep 6 Posts Drives: 328 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: CO iTrader: (0)	Why don't you just rephrase the question "Would you rather get sh*t or puked on?" Puke, for me anyways.
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11-16-2009, 04:42 PM	#20
Kroy Brigadier General 177 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	so you lose or you lose
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