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      03-19-2010, 08:49 AM   #1
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      03-19-2010, 09:16 AM   #2
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Dude, John is a genius!

Maybe that's why I've been having some really rough starts in the morning.
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      03-19-2010, 09:45 AM   #3
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      03-19-2010, 10:02 AM   #4
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The story demonstrates how risky it is to buy a BMW for the wife.
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      03-19-2010, 10:56 AM   #5
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Classic!
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wife has a 335
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      03-19-2010, 11:04 AM   #7
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that is hilarious
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      03-19-2010, 11:06 AM   #8
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The story demonstrates how risky it is to buy a BMW for the wife.
It shows how important it is to get your wife a reliable vehicle.
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      03-19-2010, 11:25 AM   #9
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      03-19-2010, 11:33 AM   #10
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Fuel pump ruins a marriage.
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      03-19-2010, 12:49 PM   #11
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      03-19-2010, 01:08 PM   #12
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Old story... but funny.
+1. It was even on the Tonight Show with Jay (i think...). Still funny regardless.
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      03-19-2010, 07:23 PM   #13
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That's good advice.
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      03-22-2010, 04:38 PM   #14
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It doesn't really seem to be that funny but I am majorly LOLing at my desk right now
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      03-23-2010, 01:27 AM   #15
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      03-23-2010, 01:36 AM   #16
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Nice!
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