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      06-28-2010, 02:29 AM   #1
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Which one would you choose..?

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      06-28-2010, 02:35 AM   #2
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mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth
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mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth
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      06-28-2010, 03:00 AM   #5
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Reminds me of this, lol.

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      06-28-2010, 03:22 AM   #7
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I would kill them both, then cut them both in half. After sewing the top half of the mermaid to the bottom half of the reverse mermaid, I'd have sex with mouth of the severed fish torso.
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      06-28-2010, 03:41 AM   #8
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The one with the fish head. That way it can't complain and nag all the time.
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      06-28-2010, 07:10 AM   #9
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mermaid... breast to play with, someone to talk to, and she still has a mouth
How do you know it speaks English?

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I would kill them both, then cut them both in half. After sewing the top half of the mermaid to the bottom half of the reverse mermaid, I'd have sex with mouth of the severed fish torso.
Sick bastard...

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The one with the fish head. That way it can't complain and nag all the time.
how do you know mermaids nag? dont they sing sweet nothings like 24/7
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      06-28-2010, 08:05 AM   #10
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B. Don't have to listen to the noise...
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      06-28-2010, 08:24 AM   #11
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It all smells like fish anyway...
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