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      08-12-2010, 12:40 PM   #45
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A men who's quitted of smoke, after 20 years ask me a cigar. He paused, close her eyes, and get in some kind of mystic trance. When I gave him fire, in his eyes I could see the peace, the redemption, the time which inspired the essence of the cosmos as if he directly drank the calyx where these emanate. Then he puff again, look at me say: have been the worst 20 years of my whole life.

I felt bad for being the one who offer him the apple of sin, but otherwise i can not avoid a certain joy, as if I were the angel coming down from heaven and gives his last will to a poor mortal before leave this world.
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A men who's quitted of smoke, after 20 years ask me a cigar. He paused, close her eyes, and get in some kind of mystic trance. When I gave him fire, in his eyes I could see the peace, the redemption, the time which inspired the essence of the cosmos as if he directly drank the calyx where these emanate. Then he puff again, look at me say: have been the worst 20 years of my whole life.

I felt bad for being the one who offer him the apple of sin, but otherwise i can not avoid a certain joy, as if I were the angel coming down from heaven and gives his last will to a poor mortal before leave this world.
woah homeboy, sounds like you had a crazy ass weekend in Ibiza. time to take it down a notch
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A men who's quitted of smoke, after 20 years ask me a cigar. He paused, close her eyes, and get in some kind of mystic trance. When I gave him fire, in his eyes I could see the peace, the redemption, the time which inspired the essence of the cosmos as if he directly drank the calyx where these emanate. Then he puff again, look at me say: have been the worst 20 years of my whole life.

I felt bad for being the one who offer him the apple of sin, but otherwise i can not avoid a certain joy, as if I were the angel coming down from heaven and gives his last will to a poor mortal before leave this world.
made me laugh reading that. good shit
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Not smoke after a meal is inhumane, not smoke before goes to sleep is inhumane, not smoke befora had a shag is inhumane, please. Tobacco is the best men friend.

I remember a conversation, one guy was asking to other, who had taken away of the cocaine, if its true that is more easy to leave the cocaine than the tobacco. He say, yes, it is.

And the other gone to home delighted
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