3 kids, as in one of each.

GreekMaverick · 08-27-2010, 04:58 PM

Flying along with this captain out of New York to Columbus.
The Captain tries to make small talk......!

Captain: So you have any kids?

Me: Yes sir, I got 2 little ones. how about you?

Captain: No, not yet but we are getting ready.

Me: Nice, How many are you guys planning on having?

Captain: we talked about it with the wife and we decided to have 3 kids, you know. 1 of each, a boy, a girl and a "duo".....!

Me: A "duo"?, as in?

Captain: as in double. double gender.

Me: Are you being serious?

Captain: Why wouldn't I be serious, the double/bi ppl get all the opportunities now days.

Me:I see.........!
(serious look on his face, as if he was offended by me asking if he was serious)

Needless to say that the rest of the 1:30 flight went mum, not a word.....!
I have nothing against ones sexual preference BUT wishing it upon your unborn child? Now that some serious serious issue right there.

Crimson92 · 08-27-2010, 05:07 PM

he was probably screwing with you

NYCGarbagePrince · 08-27-2010, 05:19 PM

Yeah definitely fucking with you... that or I would have went looking for a parachute.

JohnSprm69 · 08-27-2010, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson92

he was probably screwing with you

+1......lol

JayKay335i · 08-27-2010, 06:03 PM

He mind fucked you. Fuck. I'm mindfucking you right now and you dont even know it.

pmeloche · 08-27-2010, 07:29 PM

Captain Over: Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

GreekMaverick · 08-27-2010, 08:16 PM

I hope he was fk w me cause I swear that was pretty far out fk up.....LMAO on the parachute comment.

EmmettBrown · 08-28-2010, 10:02 PM

you should have grabbed beer and slide off the plane

Cygnusx1 · 08-29-2010, 10:29 PM

You should have said: "damn straight, that's how I got this gig!"

Freakazoid · 08-30-2010, 04:37 PM

most people that screw with you on that level at some point tell you...or make it more obvious, I don't even know what to think

08-27-2010, 04:58 PM	#1
GreekMaverick El Greco Capitan 321 Rep 1,051 Posts Drives: ///N54 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wellington, FL iTrader: (1)	3 kids, as in one of each. Flying along with this captain out of New York to Columbus. The Captain tries to make small talk......! Captain: So you have any kids? Me: Yes sir, I got 2 little ones. how about you? Captain: No, not yet but we are getting ready. Me: Nice, How many are you guys planning on having? Captain: we talked about it with the wife and we decided to have 3 kids, you know. 1 of each, a boy, a girl and a "duo".....! Me: A "duo"?, as in? Captain: as in double. double gender. Me: Are you being serious? Captain: Why wouldn't I be serious, the double/bi ppl get all the opportunities now days. Me:I see.........! (serious look on his face, as if he was offended by me asking if he was serious) Needless to say that the rest of the 1:30 flight went mum, not a word.....! I have nothing against ones sexual preference BUT wishing it upon your unborn child? Now that some serious serious issue right there. __________________ No, it's not new. It got 150.000+ miles on it
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08-27-2010, 05:19 PM	#3
NYCGarbagePrince Major 254 Rep 1,435 Posts Drives: X6 50i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (0)	Yeah definitely fucking with you... that or I would have went looking for a parachute.
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08-27-2010, 06:03 PM	#5
JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	He mind fucked you. Fuck. I'm mindfucking you right now and you dont even know it.
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08-27-2010, 07:29 PM	#6
pmeloche Lieutenant Colonel 24 Rep 1,604 Posts Drives: 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Montréal, Canada iTrader: (0)	Captain Over: Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? __________________ Patrice 2013 F25 X3 xDrive35i Vermillion Red
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08-27-2010, 08:16 PM	#7
GreekMaverick El Greco Capitan 321 Rep 1,051 Posts Drives: ///N54 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wellington, FL iTrader: (1)	I hope he was fk w me cause I swear that was pretty far out fk up.....LMAO on the parachute comment. __________________ No, it's not new. It got 150.000+ miles on it
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08-28-2010, 10:02 PM	#8
EmmettBrown Banned 53 Rep 207 Posts Drives: cars Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: southern california iTrader: (0)	you should have grabbed beer and slide off the plane
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08-29-2010, 10:29 PM	#9
Cygnusx1 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 242 Posts Drives: 2006 330xi Sedan Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: New York iTrader: (0) Garage List 1976 280Z [10.00] 1972 Datsun 240Z [10.00] 2006 330xi [0.00]	You should have said: "damn straight, that's how I got this gig!" __________________ Straight-Six Addict - Dave
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08-30-2010, 04:37 PM	#10
Freakazoid Captain 188 Rep 962 Posts Drives: Saturn Redline Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Pittsburgh iTrader: (0)	most people that screw with you on that level at some point tell you...or make it more obvious, I don't even know what to think
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