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      12-24-2010, 01:34 AM   #45
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It could be anything dude. Something like this happened to me when I was 13, hurt like a biiiiaaatch then it went away after a day.
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      12-24-2010, 01:50 AM   #46
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Hahahaha...this is the only time I have agreed with Collins E90 in our short time of not liking each other.
Dude the thread about 6 months to live was a JOKE! You should not have slept with the hooker!
Seriously call a urologist because it could be infection, cancer, compartment syndrome....you just need to get it checked out before it falls off.
Before it falls off.
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      12-24-2010, 02:50 AM   #47
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Same shit happened to me today. Left nut was twice the size of my right.

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      12-24-2010, 03:28 AM   #48
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Jizzhut saved my left testicle! I did the dirty deed around 10 and now its 3:30 and my left testicle no longer hurts. . I feel relieved like...you know....my left nut is fine...that kind of relief. WOOO.
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      12-24-2010, 03:30 AM   #49
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HAHAHAHA glad youre ok
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WTF NO WTF! Its back I just got up to get some water and its back. I guess I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. =/. Hope everything is fine don't understand why it was gone for a few...maybe because I was sitting in one position?

I will keep you guys updated!
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      12-24-2010, 04:09 AM   #51
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WTF NO WTF! Its back I just got up to get some water and its back. I guess I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. =/. Hope everything is fine don't understand why it was gone for a few...maybe because I was sitting in one position?

I will keep you guys updated!
my apologies, but this post is hilarious
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      12-24-2010, 05:58 AM   #52
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WTF NO WTF! Its back I just got up to get some water and its back. I guess I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. =/. Hope everything is fine don't understand why it was gone for a few...maybe because I was sitting in one position?

I will keep you guys updated!
It may very well be posture or injury related. In particular you could have a pinched nerve. I had a similar issue at one point that coincided with an injury that brought on SIJD. One doctor diagnosed my groin pain as non bacterial epididymitis after STD tests were negative. Another doctor diagnosed it as a pinched nerve. In the end it was a pinched nerve caused by injury/SIJD. That shit hurt like hell for 4-6 months. IIRC, if it is a pinched nerve it'd be one of the ones that radiates from the L1 vertebra.

Anyhow, see your family doctor he should be able to get the diagnostic process started. Either it's urological or a pinched nerve/back problem I'd bet.
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      12-24-2010, 10:56 AM   #53
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WTF NO WTF! Its back I just got up to get some water and its back. I guess I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. =/. Hope everything is fine don't understand why it was gone for a few...maybe because I was sitting in one position?

I will keep you guys updated!
Tomorrow or today? You posted that at 0242. It being Friday when you posted this, although x-mas eve, you might want to consider getting that checked out today. Waiting won't necessarily make whatever it is any better. 2 pages of updates from your manual inspections is 2 pages too many.

There are some medical things you just don't f**k with. Anything related to your nads is one of them. You may just have some bruising, but, personally, torsion is something that always scares the crap out of me. That's why I always wear a cup when rolling or sparring. Still, though, you'd probably have a lot more swelling if it were torsion. Only a doc can tell you for sure, though, so quit stalling!!!!!! If for no other reason, why prolong (no pun intended) your pain?
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not to alarm you or anything but you need that checked out stat. make sure they do an ultrasound and clear it from something called torsion. that's the one thing you wanna 100000% rule out cuz it kills the testicle. good luck
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      12-25-2010, 01:35 AM   #55
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i had pain in my right nut for like 2 weeks prolly even more. at the same time my right butt cheek was hurting too so i thought that maybe one pain was causing the other.. i stopped jerking it didnt help, jerked it back to normal didnt change. i sort of tried sitting differently in class cuz i thought maybe the pain in my ass was striking pain into my nuts.

anyway thankfully its gone now, it just randomly went away. if you have health/medical insurance get it checked out, if you dont take it easy for a week and see if it goes away.
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      12-25-2010, 01:39 AM   #56
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This doesn't beat the guy who got herpes thread
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      12-25-2010, 03:03 PM   #57
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Going in Monday...the pain is slight now. . I have a lump or something on the top of the left nut so thinking its related.

Happy Holidays!
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      12-25-2010, 03:17 PM   #58
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Find a hot female doc, and tell her you've noticed if you stroke the shaft it feels better, but you are having a tough time doing it yourself
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      12-25-2010, 11:41 PM   #59
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Find a hot female doc, and tell her you've noticed if you stroke the shaft it feels better, but you are having a tough time doing it yourself
Yea do this because we all know there are thousands of hot urologists out there
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      12-25-2010, 11:47 PM   #60
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Yea do this because we all know there are thousands of hot urologists out there
I'm guessing the same odds of them actually stroking his penor for him
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