I woke up looking like this...

CollinsE90 · 01-28-2011, 07:31 PM

Hey jay I just farted and it make a bit of a squeaky noise, do I have colon cancer?

NBRider88 · 01-28-2011, 07:33 PM

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Hey jay I just farted and it make a bit of a squeaky noise, do I have colon cancer?

This thread is now about Collins possible colon cancer

JayKay335i · 01-28-2011, 07:34 PM

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Would be just my luck to get it in my other eye today or tomorrow.

Thanks for the info though, I'm going to LIVE!

No guarantees. No problem. Don't put drops in the other eye, to be safe.

And yes, Collin, you are going to die.

Tondtar · 01-28-2011, 08:54 PM

There is a strain of pink eye epidemic going around lately. I had it about 6 months ago and it lasted a good 10 days. It was horrible with eye lids swelling up and all. Since then, I have known about 5 other people who have had the same thing. They all come from different backgrounds and age brackets so I don't think it's a "lifestyle" thing as some have alluded to here.

There is nothing that you can do for a speedy recovery, unfortunately. It's a virus and it has to run its course. Some medicated eye drops with antibiotics helps a bit but it's not a fast remedy. Keeping everything you touch clean including changing towels and pillowcases every day is also highly recommended.

Good luck ....

JayKay335i · 01-28-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

There is a strain of pink eye epidemic going around lately. I had it about 6 months ago and it lasted a good 10 days. It was horrible with eye lids swelling up and all. Since then, I have known about 5 other people who have had the same thing. They all come from different backgrounds and age brackets so I don't think it's a "lifestyle" thing as some have alluded to here.

There is nothing that you can do for a speedy recovery, unfortunately. It's a virus and it has to run its course. Some medicated eye drops with antibiotics helps a bit but it's not a fast remedy. Keeping everything you touch clean including changing towels and pillowcases every day is also highly recommended.

Good luck ....

If its a viral conjunctivitis that is going around

Year's_End · 01-28-2011, 09:14 PM

wondering if OP pulled a spool and rubbed his face in a stripper's ass crack

BillLee · 01-28-2011, 09:28 PM

sorry about your eye.

dragon1761 · 01-28-2011, 09:36 PM

seems like subconjunctival hemorrhage to me. Make sure there is no swelling on the conjunctiva white part and no discharge. If it is subconj heme, there is nothing anyone can do but to wait till the blood gets reabsorbed usually 1-2 months.

JayKay335i · 01-28-2011, 10:36 PM

It does look like a conjunctival hemorrhage but it also looks like there is a follicular reaction going on on the palpebral conjunctiva. Its hard to tell in the picture either way. But the picture also isn't him and its just something he found on the internet. It wouldn't be clear enough to guess a diagnosis from IMHO anyway.

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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1137 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	There is a strain of pink eye epidemic going around lately. I had it about 6 months ago and it lasted a good 10 days. It was horrible with eye lids swelling up and all. Since then, I have known about 5 other people who have had the same thing. They all come from different backgrounds and age brackets so I don't think it's a "lifestyle" thing as some have alluded to here. There is nothing that you can do for a speedy recovery, unfortunately. It's a virus and it has to run its course. Some medicated eye drops with antibiotics helps a bit but it's not a fast remedy. Keeping everything you touch clean including changing towels and pillowcases every day is also highly recommended. Good luck ....
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dragon1761 Lieutenant 90 Rep 528 Posts Drives: 128i SGM 08; 328i AW 14 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Arcadia, CA iTrader: (0)	seems like subconjunctival hemorrhage to me. Make sure there is no swelling on the conjunctiva white part and no discharge. If it is subconj heme, there is nothing anyone can do but to wait till the blood gets reabsorbed usually 1-2 months.
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JayKay335i Banned 198 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	It does look like a conjunctival hemorrhage but it also looks like there is a follicular reaction going on on the palpebral conjunctiva. Its hard to tell in the picture either way. But the picture also isn't him and its just something he found on the internet. It wouldn't be clear enough to guess a diagnosis from IMHO anyway.
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