Woman......

s2k_335i · 03-07-2011, 09:30 PM

I spent $10,000 on a boob job for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on a nose job for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.

Then I spent $200 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental.

Women ............. !!!!

CollinsE90 · 03-07-2011, 09:32 PM

should have bought her new kitchen appliances instead

lopealle · 03-07-2011, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

should have bought her new kitchen appliances instead

this

they always appreciate the little stuff

newdadkel · 03-07-2011, 10:07 PM

Should have requested BJ before each "purchase" for her.
Or waited until she took painkillers to tell her you paid for one. Your conscience would be clear anyway!

MTV · 03-07-2011, 10:16 PM

hahahahaha

cmark8 · 03-07-2011, 10:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's one expensive BJ (assuming it's not from her)

GOLFFRR · 03-07-2011, 10:45 PM

hahahaha

newdadkel · 03-07-2011, 10:47 PM

Didnt think about it, but OP, was the BJ from her? Maybe she thought she should get more than 2 bills

MTV · 03-07-2011, 10:48 PM

Don't think it was from her...

CollinsE90 · 03-07-2011, 10:49 PM

Pretty sure its a joke

newdadkel · 03-07-2011, 10:54 PM

Pics of 10k boob job or it never happened

1speedbike · 03-07-2011, 11:10 PM

Should go like...

I spent $10,000 on remodeling the kitchen for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on new Wolf gas range for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on a new Sub Zero fridge for her and she was over the moon.

Then she wouldn't make me a sandwich so I divorced her.

Women ............. !!!!

03-07-2011, 09:30 PM	#1
s2k_335i This is it!! 18 Rep 672 Posts Drives: FBO 335i without meth Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Land of Freedom iTrader: (1)	Woman...... I spent $10,000 on a boob job for the wife, she was delighted. I spent another $6,000 on a nose job for her, she was ecstatic. I spent $7,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon. Then I spent $200 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental. Women ............. !!!!
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03-07-2011, 09:32 PM	#2
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	should have bought her new kitchen appliances instead __________________
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03-07-2011, 10:07 PM	#4
newdadkel Private First Class 60 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Should have requested BJ before each "purchase" for her. Or waited until she took painkillers to tell her you paid for one. Your conscience would be clear anyway!
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MTV Banned 253 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: E60 M5, Volvo S60R Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal iTrader: (1)	hahahahaha
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03-07-2011, 10:47 PM	#8
newdadkel Private First Class 60 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Didnt think about it, but OP, was the BJ from her? Maybe she thought she should get more than 2 bills
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03-07-2011, 10:48 PM	#9
MTV Banned 253 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: E60 M5, Volvo S60R Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal iTrader: (1)	Don't think it was from her...
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03-07-2011, 10:49 PM	#10
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Pretty sure its a joke __________________
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03-07-2011, 10:54 PM	#11
newdadkel Private First Class 60 Rep 192 Posts Drives: 2011 X6M CBM Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Pics of 10k boob job or it never happened
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03-07-2011, 11:10 PM	#12
1speedbike Brigadier General 745 Rep 3,284 Posts Drives: 2022 X4 M40i, 2008 135i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MKE iTrader: (15)	Should go like... I spent $10,000 on remodeling the kitchen for the wife, she was delighted. I spent another $6,000 on new Wolf gas range for her, she was ecstatic. I spent $7,000 on a new Sub Zero fridge for her and she was over the moon. Then she wouldn't make me a sandwich so I divorced her. Women ............. !!!! __________________ 2022 X4 M40i - 2008 135i - 2015 F700GS On Order - 2024 i4 M50 Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived... Mmhm.
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