Fatty talks to me on FB

Kroy · 03-30-2011, 06:21 PM

cloakster · 03-30-2011, 06:28 PM

Just got caught up on the thread. Wakka, i don't know where you meet these chicks, but this absolutely hilarious.

Wakka · 03-30-2011, 06:38 PM

she used to be obsessed with one of my college roomates, and would stalk him religiously. She was also really good friends with a girl i was banging at the time. I had to deal with her a lot.

Kroy · 03-30-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

she used to be obese with one of my college roomates, and would stalk him religiously. She was also really good friends with a girl i was banging at the time. I had to deal with her a lot.

nice choice of words. at first glance, that's what i read.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-30-2011, 06:57 PM

dude, she wants to fuck you. She is so desperate it is nasty. She is hoping to either make you jealous by talking about another guy and/or get you horny by talking about sex. Fatty wants your pepperoni. The fact that you still keep in contact with her and engage in these conversations with her makes her think you are somewhat interested. It is obvious you don't want her to stop talking to you.

Wakka · 03-30-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

dude, she wants to fuck you. She is so desperate it is nasty. She is hoping to either make you jealous by talking about another guy and/or get you horny by talking about sex. Fatty wants your pepperoni. The fact that you still keep in contact with her and engage in these conversations with her makes her think you are somewhat interested. It is obvious you don't want her to stop talking to you.

no... im pretty sure it doesnt she knows i have the hots for her friend and ive explained to her several times that i think she is grotesque

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-30-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

no... im pretty sure it doesnt she knows i have the hots for her friend and ive explained to her several times that i think she is grotesque

Whatever, dude. It is what it is. It is very obvious as to her intentions. Whether you are attracted to her or not, you may be throwing mixed signals her way.

Blake · 03-30-2011, 07:21 PM

wakka why would you even talk to her? i have a 'no chat' list on my facebook for people like that.

Year's_End · 03-30-2011, 07:39 PM

same^

Wakka · 03-30-2011, 07:59 PM

cuz it brings lulz like this

Blake · 03-31-2011, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

cuz it brings lulz like this

the lulz failed to assimilate. the way i see it, she wants to fuck you and thinks she's making you jealous by telling you all this stuff. unless she's your best friend (which she kinda sounds like she is), why would she be telling you her uterine functions or what chubbies she's chasing? you're just lamenting her by responding. /me thinks there's a guilty pleasure hiding in here somewhere

escobar929 · 03-31-2011, 07:50 AM

does this mean we can expect an earthquake in 5-7 days?

Verbiage · 03-31-2011, 09:18 AM

^^

I thought I was in the "tap that" thread for a second.

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cloakster Lieutenant 34 Rep 407 Posts Drives: 2012 VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, Ontario iTrader: (0)	Just got caught up on the thread. Wakka, i don't know where you meet these chicks, but this absolutely hilarious.
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Lieutenant 112 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 1 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2 iTrader: (0)	dude, she wants to fuck you. She is so desperate it is nasty. She is hoping to either make you jealous by talking about another guy and/or get you horny by talking about sex. Fatty wants your pepperoni. The fact that you still keep in contact with her and engage in these conversations with her makes her think you are somewhat interested. It is obvious you don't want her to stop talking to you.
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Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,647 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	wakka why would you even talk to her? i have a 'no chat' list on my facebook for people like that.
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1232 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	same^ __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3631 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	^^ I thought I was in the "tap that" thread for a second. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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