Difference between Guts and Balls

Brosef · 04-08-2011, 11:58 AM

GUTS – arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”

Small Yellow · 04-09-2011, 02:56 AM

hahaha nice one.

DoPedUpM3 · 04-12-2011, 03:34 PM

lol

04-26-2011, 07:58 PM

04-08-2011, 11:58 AM	#1
Brosef Brigadier General 915 Rep 3,468 Posts Drives: e92 M3 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Chicago iTrader: (4)	Difference between Guts and Balls GUTS – arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” BALLS – coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”
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04-09-2011, 02:56 AM	#2
Small Yellow Track Addict 119 Rep 813 Posts Drives: 2010 BMW M3 E92 \| 2008 Z4M E86 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Orange County, California iTrader: (0)	hahaha nice one. __________________ BMW ///M3 Coupe Completed November 16, 2009 Received December 29,2009
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