Dating: Coming on too strong?

hongsc · 05-13-2015, 03:25 PM

Before you Tinderize, you might want to read this story. Sure they were in a "relationship" but you never know.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._thats/c0er6q4

"Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."

Nkc · 05-13-2015, 03:38 PM

That's a very disturbing story. I'll keep that in my list of stories to tell my grandkids.

And serious question, can you get gonorrhea by eating gonorrhea?

V1.47fan · 05-13-2015, 03:39 PM

^^ That's horrible.

Douche · 05-13-2015, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by hongsc

Before you Tinderize, you might want to read this story. Sure they were in a "relationship" but you never know.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._thats/c0er6q4

"Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."

Hahahahahahah

JasonCSU · 05-13-2015, 03:46 PM

Damn it, I was just about to go grab some lunch.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 05-13-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

Quote:

Originally Posted by hongsc

Before you Tinderize, you might want to read this story. Sure they were in a "relationship" but you never know.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._thats/c0er6q4

"Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."

Hahahahahahah

glad to see I wasn't the only one who laughed at this dude

Sara · 05-13-2015, 03:58 PM

That is disgusting

Bobble · 05-13-2015, 04:00 PM

Hard to believe that is true; maybe it's my advanced age saying this but if it smells like a dumpster why continue I don't give a damn who she is. Stank is stank boys and girls.

Douche · 05-13-2015, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

Hard to believe that is true; maybe it's my advanced age saying this but if it smells like a dumpster why continue I don't give a damn who she is. Stank is stank boys and girls.

It's not true.... But funny and creative as hell. HAHAHAHAHA

qba335i · 05-13-2015, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

Hard to believe that is true; maybe it's my advanced age saying this but if it smells like a dumpster why continue I don't give a damn who she is. Stank is stank boys and girls.

As they say: Love is blind.

Sara · 05-13-2015, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by qba335i

As they say: Love is blind.

But it aint nose blind!

Taskmaster · 05-13-2015, 04:29 PM

That is NASTY.

Whostheboss · 05-13-2015, 04:33 PM

It would've been safer to eat her ass

Templar · 05-13-2015, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

It would've been safer to eat her ass

Mr.SugarSkulls · 05-13-2015, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

It would've been safer to eat her ass

See Sara504 other men do it too

Billup · 05-13-2015, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

How tinder works, Billup?

Whachu mean fool? You take your sexiest picture and make it your only picture, with a funny comment about how big your cock is in the profile, and the rest just falls into place.

First thing I usually do is send a dick pic. Always makes the ladies go cray-see.

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

It would've been safer to eat her ass

Hey now, don't go hating on ass eaters. Women love having their sphincter tickled every now and then.

V1.47fan · 05-13-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Whachu mean fool? You take your sexiest picture and make it your only picture, with a funny comment about how big your cock is in the profile, and the rest just falls into place.

First thing I usually do is send a dick pic. Always makes the ladies go cray-see.

Hey now, don't go hating on ass eaters. Women love having their sphincter tickled every now and then.

Hahahahaha

Whostheboss · 05-13-2015, 07:10 PM

I know what you mean. This is the type of messages i get

V1.47fan · 05-13-2015, 07:24 PM

^^ That looks like a modern day beast.

zx10guy · 05-13-2015, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

So I should go on the second date then and then wait and see if he asks me for a third? (I cant believe I'm asking E90post for advice) The ONLY down side to this second date is I dont get to see my daughter all weekend if I go on it.

I didn't read all 11 pages of this thread. And I'm just some random Internet stranger. But your statement about not seeing your daughter struck something in me.

I'm not sure if the goal of seeing this guy is to have a long term relationship or not. But if it is and you want to figure out if he's just as in to you, I would tell him that you would like to postpone your second date to another day. Tell him, you need to spend the weekend with your daughter and see how he reacts.

Why I say this struck something inside of me was I dated this single mother a while ago. The thing that made me really respect her was how she made her son a priority in her life. We didn't work out but I had nothing but respect for her.

Just my 2 cents worth.

Nkc · 05-13-2015, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by zx10guy

I didn't read all 11 pages of this thread. And I'm just some random Internet stranger. But your statement about not seeing your daughter struck something in me.

I'm not sure if the goal of seeing this guy is to have a long term relationship or not. But if it is and you want to figure out if he's just as in to you, I would tell him that you would like to postpone your second date to another day. Tell him, you need to spend the weekend with your daughter and see how he reacts.

Why I say this struck something inside of me was I dated this single mother a while ago. The thing that made me really respect her was how she made her son a priority in her life. We didn't work out but I had nothing but respect for her.

Just my 2 cents worth.

You should probably read the 11 pages because the story has progressed to eating gonorrhea.

zx10guy · 05-13-2015, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

You should probably read the 11 pages because the story has progressed to eating gonorrhea.

Not sure if I want to now....especially if I need to get a shot after reading it.

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hongsc Captain 153 Rep 982 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 328i Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Amazon Prime iTrader: (1)	Before you Tinderize, you might want to read this story. Sure they were in a "relationship" but you never know. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._thats/c0er6q4 "Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story. Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else." __________________ 2011 BMW 328i Space Grey\|18" Avant Garde m359\|Michelin Pilot Sport A/S2\|Eibach Pro-Kit Springs\|Koni FSD\|M3 U+L Control Arms\|Lux Angel Eyes\|Stoptech\|Hawk 5.0\|aFe Race Pipes\|BMW PE
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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	That's a very disturbing story. I'll keep that in my list of stories to tell my grandkids. And serious question, can you get gonorrhea by eating gonorrhea?
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