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      07-11-2016, 01:34 AM   #199
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Took me half a second to realize you weren't talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles... I wouldn't even go there with my own mother... Cali DMV is literally an all day affair... Opens at 9am and if you aren't in line by 8am outside before they open, you won't be seen that day... On a good day, you'll be out by 3pm... On a bad day, sundown...
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I've eaten in and out every day the last 2 weeks, I feel my arteries clogging
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      07-11-2016, 01:38 AM   #200
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Took me half a second to realize you weren't talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles... I wouldn't even go there with my own mother... Cali DMV is literally an all day affair... Opens at 9am and if you aren't in line by 8am outside before they open, you won't be seen that day... On a good day, you'll be out by 3pm... On a bad day, sundown...
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I've eaten in and out every day the last 2 weeks, I feel my arteries clogging
Without capital letters, that sentence changes the... um, preferences you have mentioned in the past with girls.
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      07-11-2016, 01:41 AM   #201
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Took me half a second to realize you weren't talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles... I wouldn't even go there with my own mother... Cali DMV is literally an all day affair... Opens at 9am and if you aren't in line by 8am outside before they open, you won't be seen that day... On a good day, you'll be out by 3pm... On a bad day, sundown...
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I've eaten in and out every day the last 2 weeks, I feel my arteries clogging
Without capital letters, that sentence changes the... um, preferences you have mentioned in the past with girls.
wha? Rephrase plz
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      07-11-2016, 01:46 AM   #202
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Took me half a second to realize you weren't talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles... I wouldn't even go there with my own mother... Cali DMV is literally an all day affair... Opens at 9am and if you aren't in line by 8am outside before they open, you won't be seen that day... On a good day, you'll be out by 3pm... On a bad day, sundown...
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I've eaten in and out every day the last 2 weeks, I feel my arteries clogging
Without capital letters, that sentence changes the... um, preferences you have mentioned in the past with girls.
wha? Rephrase plz
I'll PM you as it's a little vulgar
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      07-11-2016, 01:48 AM   #203
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Took me half a second to realize you weren't talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles... I wouldn't even go there with my own mother... Cali DMV is literally an all day affair... Opens at 9am and if you aren't in line by 8am outside before they open, you won't be seen that day... On a good day, you'll be out by 3pm... On a bad day, sundown...
In and out
I've eaten in and out every day the last 2 weeks, I feel my arteries clogging
Without capital letters, that sentence changes the... um, preferences you have mentioned in the past with girls.
wha? Rephrase plz
I'll PM you as it's a little vulgar
Talk dirty to me baby
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      07-11-2016, 10:02 AM   #204
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You're gonna be sitting there with your popcorn for awhile since they've both been banned


I hope it wasn't was the cage fight scene in my mind that got them banned!

Things are going to be less entertaining around here for a while.
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      07-11-2016, 10:03 AM   #205
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You're gonna be sitting there with your popcorn for awhile since they've both been banned


I hope it wasn't was the cage fight scene in my mind that got them banned!

Things are going to be less entertaining around here for a while.
We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
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      07-11-2016, 11:43 AM   #206
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We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
I tried that tactic a while back...didn't go that great.



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We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
Sounds too Canadian. Nice try.
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      07-11-2016, 11:48 AM   #208
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We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
Sounds too Canadian. Nice try.
I saw the pic of your fire pit. Man, you live in the Canadian boonies!
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      07-11-2016, 11:51 AM   #209
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We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
You know what?

I DON'T EVEN CARE IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY LAST WEEK.
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      07-11-2016, 11:52 AM   #210
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We can attempt to replace them. The fight must go on!!!

Wrickem, you are not a very nice person and your mother is not a nice person too!


How was that?
You know what?

I DON'T EVEN CARE IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY LAST WEEK.
Smoosh, it would be way too easy to pick a fight with you. Just walk away now, buddy.
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      07-11-2016, 11:52 AM   #211
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Sounds too Canadian. Nice try.
I would hate to see what happens if bimmette goes full gangsta.

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I saw the pic of your fire pit. Man, you live in the Canadian boonies!
Indeed...but close enough to a decent sized city that I'm very happy! Best of both worlds. I couldn't stand to live right in the city (but that's just me, I know a lot of people who can't imagine living anywhere else and I understand that too).
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      07-11-2016, 11:53 AM   #213
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Smoosh, it would be way too easy to pick a fight with you. Just walk away now, buddy.
You fuckin me?

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Fight me bro
Can't tell if you are coming onto him or trying to fight with him... is this left over latent gayness from your tranny date last night?

Edit: oops... didn't realize this was aimed at @bimmette Heh... kinda funnier this way. Chances were higher if it was a dude.
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Smoosh, it would be way too easy to pick a fight with you. Just walk away now, buddy.
You fuckin me?

Fight me bro
Actually no, I'm not and I'm pretty sure no other chicks are as well.
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Smoosh, it would be way too easy to pick a fight with you. Just walk away now, buddy.
You fuckin me?

Fight me bro
I doubt anyone's fucking you... Not for a long time... Without paying for it...
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      07-11-2016, 11:58 AM   #217
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Actually no, I'm not and I'm pretty sure no other chicks are as well.
Not true!

The tranny and I smooshed last night.
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Actually no, I'm not and I'm pretty sure no other chicks are as well.
Not true!

The tranny and I smooshed last night.
Aw I'm happy for you!
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