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      08-07-2018, 08:27 PM   #199
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Not_Judy we work at the same place?
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Not_Judy we work at the same place?
I hope not! Please don't tell anyone here I spend most of my day on these forums.
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      08-08-2018, 08:18 AM   #201
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I hope not! Please don't tell anyone here I spend most of my day on these forums.
As long you keep my secret safe lol
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As long you keep my secret safe lol
Deal!
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      08-08-2018, 11:33 AM   #203
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Why is she not fired yet?
Forum rules dictate Judy can't post the porn of her sausages on the hoof, otherwise you wouldn't be asking
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      08-08-2018, 11:41 AM   #204
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Forum rules dictate Judy can't post the porn of her sausages on the hoof, otherwise you wouldn't be asking
No food porn? Then why would life be worth living?
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why am I hungry now....


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why am I hungry now....
The thought of those swollen little fingers coming close to anyone's mouth, or anyone's anything else for that matter, makes my libido want to curl up in the corner recesses of mind in a fetal position and cry while rocking back and forth.

In am interesting change. Since I've got my glasses her entire demeanor toward me has changed. Not sure why. Very strange.
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You can't tease us with that.....

"oh hey this royal bitch is now acting different towards me"

we need details!!!!! Stop holding back lol
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You can't tease us with that.....

"oh hey this royal bitch is now acting different towards me"

we need details!!!!! Stop holding back lol
She is way more pleasant. Has even started conversations with me and now smiles at me while I'm talking. Perhaps she fancies me now that I look more "distinguished" as she put it.
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She is way more pleasant. Has even started conversations with me and now smiles at me while I'm talking. Perhaps she fancies me now that I look more "distinguished" as she put it.
Whip it out & put it on her desk.
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Let's not lie on what you really bought...
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Let's not lie on what you really bought...
In addition to glasses I bought some tight jeans as well. Suddenly all the ladies want to be my friend.
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Whip it out & put it on her desk.
thank you for making me choke with laughter
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In addition to glasses I bought some tight jeans as well. Suddenly all the ladies want to be my friend.
Well when women feel non threatened they come around more....you must give off some feminine vibe with those jeans....
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Well when women feel non threatened they come around more....you must give off some feminine vibe with those jeans....
I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
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I'm not even sure how to respond to that.
Whip it out & put it on his car.
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Well a thank you for one...gosh I tell you that you must have a nice butt and this is how you respond to me? I don't know how to feel about this...

I really hope people can get sarcasm around here....
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Whip it out & put it on his car.


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Well a thank you for one...gosh I tell you that you must have a nice butt and this is how you respond to me? I don't know how to feel about this...

I really hope people can get sarcasm around here....
Dammit man, I'm sorry. I guess I was just hoping that no one was mistaking my bulge for a poorly shaped "knuckle."
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Well a thank you for one...gosh I tell you that you must have a nice butt and this is how you respond to me? I don't know how to feel about this...

I really hope people can get sarcasm around here....
Group hug!

I once had a chick I worked with trying to bang me...hard. I was engaged so I kept telling her no. Engagement didn't work out & she didn't want me anymore
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Group hug!

I once had a chick I worked with trying to bang me...hard. I was engaged so I kept telling her no. Engagement didn't work out & she didn't want me anymore
Funny how that works out. I used to have the same problem with co-workers and customers alike. I traveled all over the state, so it got pretty interesting. My boss tried to fire me a few times for having ladies at the corporate apartment, not because they were employees or that it was a risk, but because he was self admittedly jealous at the amount I was getting and he was married.
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Dammit man, I'm sorry. I guess I was just hoping that no one was mistaking my bulge for a poorly shaped "knuckle."
Don't let the moose....

I'm sorry I'm laughing too much at that reference...

Don't let the moose get you done. Everyone has a fetish...apparently you found your co-worker's.
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