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08-14-2018, 11:25 AM | #206 |
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The thought of those swollen little fingers coming close to anyone's mouth, or anyone's anything else for that matter, makes my libido want to curl up in the corner recesses of mind in a fetal position and cry while rocking back and forth.
In am interesting change. Since I've got my glasses her entire demeanor toward me has changed. Not sure why. Very strange. |
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08-14-2018, 11:28 AM | #208 |
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She is way more pleasant. Has even started conversations with me and now smiles at me while I'm talking. Perhaps she fancies me now that I look more "distinguished" as she put it.
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08-14-2018, 11:30 AM | #209 |
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08-14-2018, 11:32 AM | #211 |
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In addition to glasses I bought some tight jeans as well. Suddenly all the ladies want to be my friend.
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08-14-2018, 11:42 AM | #216 |
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Well a thank you for one...gosh I tell you that you must have a nice butt and this is how you respond to me? I don't know how to feel about this...
I really hope people can get sarcasm around here.... |
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08-14-2018, 11:48 AM | #217 |
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Dammit man, I'm sorry. I guess I was just hoping that no one was mistaking my bulge for a poorly shaped "knuckle." |
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08-14-2018, 11:52 AM | #219 |
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Funny how that works out. I used to have the same problem with co-workers and customers alike. I traveled all over the state, so it got pretty interesting. My boss tried to fire me a few times for having ladies at the corporate apartment, not because they were employees or that it was a risk, but because he was self admittedly jealous at the amount I was getting and he was married.
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