[ghosthi32]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i know, it shocked me when i seen her...

ewwww

[BTM]

Did you shock her?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'd PIITB

+1

[JayKay335i]

Dont PIITB of the fatty. I dont think they can wash back there.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Dont PIITB of the fatty. I dont think they can wash back there.

i dont pork at all son, id rather rub one off myself than do that

[BTM]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i dont pork at all son, id rather rub one off myself than do that

I've only briefly thought about it once...I was super drunk/high and getting a sick massage and knew she'd be willing to do all the work...to this day I'm glad I passed

[BTM]

Damn I could've sworn this was the sluts thread when I posted that...low and behold the clothing advice one is bumped...

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BTM

I've only briefly thought about it once...I was super drunk/high and getting a sick massage and knew she'd be willing to do all the work...to this day I'm glad I passed

thats how they get ya, if the day comes that im hammered and a porker wants to give me a BJ, we will see what happens, but i try to stay away from ugly/big girls with all my might when i plan on getting hammered

[JayKay335i]

Hungry head

[BTM]

Yea I considered a BJ too...I knew she was down cuz outta nowhere she just started like jerking me off lol I mean I was maybe like at 10% boner due to the massage and then woah surprise I took a few pumps and was just like "nahh I can't do this"

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Dont PIITB of the fatty. I dont think they can wash back there.

Ew, I don't do fat girls.

[JayKay335i]

Hand jobs are different. I dont want chubby fingers and those little fatty sweaty palms wrapped around my meat stick. Head, no hands, no kissing, no other touching, except for ball gargling.

[BTM]

Yea those fat fingers are the worst. Getting a haircut one time they delegated my shampooing to like some dumb fatty with black nailpolish, you know the type. Felt like a bunch of fat fucking stumps on my scalp...pretty sure I had to take a xany to endure it

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BTM

Yea those fat fingers are the worst. Getting a haircut one time they delegated my shampooing to like some dumb fatty with black nailpolish, you know the type. Felt like a bunch of fat fucking stumps on my scalp...pretty sure I had to take a xany to endure it

i refuse to take a xany, too many of my friends have been to rehab for um

[JayKay335i]

Skeevy. I'd ask them to reshampoo the fat out of my hair.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i refuse to take a xany, too many of my friends have been to rehab for um

You dont go to rehab if you drink when you take them. You just pass the fuck out and forget you took them. You cant get addicted if you cant remember ever doing them right?

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You dont go to rehab if you drink when you take them. You just pass the fuck out and forget you took them. You cant get addicted if you cant remember ever doing them right?

i had one friend that was so bad into them he passed out in the locker room my senior year in HS, had 16mg in him(8 bars) which he did just about everyday, i wont take one bc they are so addicting and so hard to quit

and he was a star athlete too

[BTM]

I dont touch anything anymore but I've done some sketch shit with xany before...

[JayKay335i]

I only touch my self.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

this is all i got fellas, she is A LOT hotter in person all dressed up trust me

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[Verbiage]

I had a fat girlfriend once. She gave the most wonderful head. Swallowed too

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Hand jobs are different. I dont want chubby fingers and those little fatty sweaty palms wrapped around my meat stick. Head, no hands, no kissing, no other touching, except for ball gargling.

LMAO. WAT.

Originally Posted by BTM

Damn I could've sworn this was the sluts thread when I posted that...low and behold the clothing advice one is bumped...

Right? All the threads are just getting meshed together LOL.