[BTM]

Originally Posted by Aonarch

haha hell yeah. I do too.

It's way better than like "no I wasn't now listen cool again?" but I guess my musical background precludes me from feeling embarrassed for listening to anything I find catchy, if anyone wants to talk shit I can musical-elitist the shit out of them. Another key move to successfully making chicks in Mazda 3's wanna s your d is the downward sunglasses tilt, wink, and sunglass restoration. Except one time the chick had a fucking baby seat that I didn't notice so FFFFFFUUUUUUUU306HPLOL

[e92m3ftw]

Originally Posted by BTM

Lol, I shamelessly bump the gayest songs ever with a look on my face that says "yes srs you know you like this song too"

Yea I must say I am guilty of this too, and people look at me like wtf is his problem.

[e92m3ftw]

Originally Posted by BTM

Another key move to successfully making chicks in Mazda 3's wanna s your d is the downward sunglasses tilt, wink, and sunglass restoration. Except one time the chick had a fucking baby seat that I didn't notice so FFFFFFUUUUUUUU306HPLOL

Yea we know BTM your good at picking up chicks in your car, your such a player

[BTM]

Originally Posted by e92m3ftw

Yea we know BTM your good at picking up chicks in your car, your such a player

I never said they were hot...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by e92m3ftw

Yea I must say I am guilty of this too, and people look at me like wtf is his problem.

I just don't make eye contact with anyone while driving.

[CollinsE90]

i try to point out mistakes in movies

"yeaaaa right like that could happen"

[e92m3ftw]

Originally Posted by BTM

I never said they were hot...

Hey you can always see if they have friends, thats what I would do. I would treat them all nice and let them spread the word about me. Thats when I meet the chicks I really want to bang

[BTM]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i try to point out mistakes in movies

"yeaaaa right like that could happen"

LOL like in Armageddon where they're retrofitting the space ships and shit to go to the asteroid and the one guy like throws in a fucking crankshaft

[e92m3ftw]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I just don't make eye contact with anyone while driving.

Yea tried that already, but the motherfuckers keep staring at me with laser beam precision. I even have tinted windows and still feel like they can still see me.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by BTM

LOL like in Armageddon where they're retrofitting the space ships and shit to go to the asteroid and the one guy like throws in a fucking crankshaft

especially action movies that have rediculus stunts that are impossible, like in crank 2...dude fell out of a helicopter and hit the pavement in 1 and in 2 his heart was what was damaged really?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by e92m3ftw

Yea tried that already, but the motherfuckers keep staring at me with laser beam precision. I even have tinted windows and still feel like they can still see me.

Oh lawd that's bad.

[ybbiz34]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

especially action movies that have rediculus stunts that are impossible, like in crank 2...dude fell out of a helicopter and hit the pavement in 1 and in 2 his heart was what was damaged really?

Did it ever cross your mind that these movies aren't necessarily trying to be realistic...

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by ybbiz34

Did it ever cross your mind that these movies aren't necessarily trying to be realistic...

no i thought they made that giant mistake on accident that was what the ENTIRE movie was about, im not an idiot man it was the first thing that came to my mind

[ybbiz34]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

no i thought they made that giant mistake on accident that was what the ENTIRE movie was about, im not an idiot man it was the first thing that came to my mind

haha ok good. i wasn't trying to be a dick. hard to convey tone on a message board.

[CollinsE90]

i got a better one i just remembered, in rush hour 2 when tucker is at the casino and causing a scene for jackie to get to the back("why a brotha gotta get nickle chips") he pulls 50k he stole from those statues and throws it on the table, but he actually only threw 3 10k straps down, worked for a bank so i know what 10k straps look like

[BTM]

Or Fast and Furious, where his laptop says "Caution: Danger to Manifold" and his fucking floorboard falls out?

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by BTM

Or Fast and Furious, where his laptop says "Caution: Danger to Manifold" and his fucking floorboard falls out?

Ahh that movie is full of so so much fail.

Like how the 1/4 lasts 5 minutes and when you hit nitrious you apparently go into hyperspace. As well as the fact that they were always fucking up which car was which. In one scene it shows the bitchy chick in a car, switch camera different car, switch camera, a different car again! How the fuck do you not notice that that car 1 had Recaros and a bunch of bullshit interior, car two was bone stock interior, and then car three has Sparco and a momo steering wheel. God the continuation errors drive me insane.

[BTM]

I just noticed this...out of the 6 bathrooms 4 are "community" bathrooms, and I only shit in the 2 where when I'm sitting I'm facing North. For peeing I just use whatever one is closest to me

[BMW2006]

Originally Posted by nightkhan

when dropping a deuce, i always need to have reading material, and always need to be reading something before i let the first one drop

+1. If I'm at someones house or no reading material is available I'll read a shampoo bottle, toothpaste tube, something, anything.

It's better now that I have a smart phone, now I check stock prices while I take care of business. Depending on what's going on, I get either a feeling of wanton self indulgence while taking a crap and making money at the same time. Or (and more often than not) S#(*#$ing my investments down the toilet and flushing my capital away).

Either way, don't stay on too long or you'll get hemorrhoids lol

-BMW2006

[GreenPlease]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BTM
Or Fast and Furious, where his laptop says "Caution: Danger to Manifold" and his fucking floorboard falls out?
Ahh that movie is full of so so much fail.

+1

I treat all of the Fast and Furious movies as comedies.

[Mk23]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I will change lanes just to be first at a stop light

I do this too, pretty sure it's just a "I don't want to be behind your slow ass" thing.

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I just don't make eye contact with anyone while driving.

And this. Unless they are doing something stupid like hogging the left lane and not moving over even when I flash, then I try and give the "I'll cut you up and then eat you " look.

[lambtron]

I drop deuces naked. It's more comfy that way.