[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Turkeybaster115

Dr, since your screen name is "ideliver", do you deliver happy endings to some of your patients? Has any of your patients had a crush on you?

Serious question: When a woman in her late thirties experiences blood clotting with her period, is this a sign of infertility? Why is it more difficult for a chick to conceive in her late 30s/early 40s?

Clotting is common in the 30s and up. Fertility decreases with age because all of the good eggs get used up. A women is born with all of the eggs. She does not make new ones, unlike males that continue to produce new sperm.

One more reason males are The superior gender.

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by ideliver

A really obese lady with a huge football sized abcess. Smells amazingly bad. Had to debride it in the OR

Was it from an ingrown hair?

[M3Bahn]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Clotting is common in the 30s and up. Fertility decreases with age because all of the good eggs get used up. A women is born with all of the eggs. She does not make new ones, unlike males that continue to produce new sperm.

One more reason males are The superior gender.

Yeah but women live longer.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

Yeah but women live longer.

cuz they dont have to deal with the stress of having a wife.

[Seattle S65B40]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Medmal here is not for the uninitiated. It's a very dirty business on both sides of the table

That's why I said some. Used to be at a firm that did a lot of that. I had to do some birth trauma cases and it was too much to deal with for me. Not that adult wrongful death cases are any easier, but Med Mal is a headache IMO. I can see why delivering a still born baby is the worst experience you've had as an OB/GYN.

[Turkeybaster115]

Originally Posted by Wakka

cuz they dont have to deal with the stress of having a wife.

[SilverII]

this thread wins!

[mact3333]

damn, ob's do alright!...350K avg?...not bad...800K at high end?...for 800k, ya better do the "hand that rocks the cradle" type of exam....

[Turkeybaster115]

Dr, a while back, i started really enjoying going down on chicks. Any dangers to doing this without a dental dam?

[Wakka]

... no sex ed was all a lie.

[Turkeybaster115]

Originally Posted by Wakka

... no sex ed was all a lie.

I'm Living proof!

[Turkeybaster115]

Dr, have you ever seen female ejaculation? What are your personal theories about what this fluid is? Do you think its cum from skene's gland, or do you just think its piss?

[matthewk]

Originally Posted by Turkeybaster115

Dr, have you ever seen female ejaculation? What are your personal theories about what this fluid is? Do you think its cum from skene's gland, or do you just think its piss?

piss answered previously by the OBGYN

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by Turkeybaster115

Dr, a while back, i started really enjoying going down on chicks. Any dangers to doing this without a dental dam?

Only herpes. You can give her your type 1 (cold sores) virus. Or she can give you her type 2 (genital herpes) virus.

If your both clean your all good. 80% of Americans have type 1 virus. 20% (1 in 5) have type 2 virus and 90% don't know it

[ideliver]

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

Was it from an ingrown hair?

No it was cause she was so fat. That skin has a poor blood supply and is prone to breakdown.

[Blake]

Originally Posted by ideliver

No it was cause she was so fat. That skin has a poor blood supply and is prone to breakdown.

plus she probably hadn't seen her moose knuckle in years

[Seattle S65B40]

Originally Posted by Blake

plus she probably hadn't seen her moose knuckle in years

I've heard it being called lots of different things, but Moose Knuckle??? Hahaha

[Blake]

Originally Posted by Seattle S65B40

I've heard being called lots of different things, but Moose Knuckle??? Hahaha

[Seattle S65B40]

Originally Posted by Blake

[AngelinIsRich08]

Originally Posted by Blake

Just found a new hide and seek spot!

[mact3333]

Originally Posted by ideliver

Only herpes. You can give her your type 1 (cold sores) virus. Or she can give you her type 2 (genital herpes) virus.

If your both clean your all good. 80% of Americans have type 1 virus. 20% (1 in 5) have type 2 virus and 90% don't know it

Actually, there is a bigger danger to cunnilingus that even most docs dont know about...the medical field wont acknowledge it much either.

HPV, which a high % of younger females have, can be transmitted to the oral cavity of men(and women)...you would be shocked how many head and neck cancers are not smoking related now...but when you test their tonsil and tongue cancers, you find HPV 16 specifically...HPV is closely associated with vaginal, anal, cervical, vulvar cancer...hence the value of Gardisil(untainted).

No joke, doing oral on many different women is no different than smoking a pack a day and risking lung or head/neck cancer...just watch, 2-5 yrs from now, they will be talking about HPV and head/neck cancer risk all the time.

So IMHO, HPV a much bigger risk than Herpes...Herpes isnt going to kill ya...anyone watch someone go through treatment for head and neck cancer?...not a pretty site.

[Boben5]

Its Dental Dam for me.