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      10-24-2013, 03:13 PM   #199
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LOL- totally. The girl last night...I stopped seeing her a few months ago and she said the guy she's been seeing can't please her the same way and she needed a release. Not the first time this has happened, but I don't mind being a sex object

Conversely, few women have been able to send me over the edge when they're in control. I make me finish. Must be nice to relax and receive all that pleasure, but from what I hear most guys don't know what they're doing
True...most guys don't.

Except when the topic comes up on an automotive forum. Then, every guy is a true Casanova reincarnate who's mastered Tantra, sleeps with new women every night, gives them the most mind-blowing experience of their lives, and tells all his automotive Internet buddies about it the next day.
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      10-24-2013, 03:25 PM   #200
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Myth:''That “squirting” and “gushing” are the same thing as female ejaculation. Squirting and gushing are often used interchangeably when talking about female ejaculation, but they’re actually a different thing. It’s been suggested that “real” female ejaculation includes the release of a thick and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while “squirting” or “gushing,” commonly seen in porn, is the expulsion of clear fluid from the urinary bladder. Much of our confusion about female ejaculation comes from mixing these two phenomena up.''
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      10-24-2013, 04:01 PM   #201
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Myth:''That “squirting” and “gushing” are the same thing as female ejaculation. Squirting and gushing are often used interchangeably when talking about female ejaculation, but they’re actually a different thing. It’s been suggested that “real” female ejaculation includes the release of a thick and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while “squirting” or “gushing,” commonly seen in porn, is the expulsion of clear fluid from the urinary bladder. Much of our confusion about female ejaculation comes from mixing these two phenomena up.''
Da fuq. No...squirting is gushing is female ejaculation. It's all the same connotation. Everyone knows it's fake/pee in porn. That shit's not supposed to squirt 8 feet.
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      10-24-2013, 04:10 PM   #202
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women cum.

it's not pee.

why is this even an argument !?!?

when my wife jizzes, i can feel the contractions and my balls get cold when the fan hits them after she dumps her girl goo on them.....
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True...most guys don't.

Except when the topic comes up on an automotive forum. Then, every guy is a true Casanova reincarnate who's mastered Tantra, sleeps with new women every night, gives them the most mind-blowing experience of their lives, and tells all his automotive Internet buddies about it the next day.
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      10-24-2013, 04:19 PM   #204
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True...most guys don't.

Except when the topic comes up on an automotive forum. Then, every guy is a true Casanova reincarnate who's mastered Tantra, sleeps with new women every night, gives them the most mind-blowing experience of their lives, and tells all his automotive Internet buddies about it the next day.
I'm a mans man, full 9Inch throttle beast, a true Casanova reincarnate who's mastered Tantra. I Fukk a new woman every month (Not day).. then i goto BimmerPost and brag. LOL

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women cum.

it's not pee.

why is this even an argument !?!?

when my wife jizzes, i can feel the contractions and my balls get cold when the fan hits them after she dumps her girl goo on them.....
Agreed. I'm baffled at how it's even a discussion...more so considering it was a girl who initially called shenanigans.
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      10-24-2013, 04:26 PM   #206
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women cum.

it's not pee.

why is this even an argument !?!?

when my wife jizzes, i can feel the contractions and my balls get cold when the fan hits them after she dumps her girl goo on them.....
Woman cum is different than woman squirts.
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LOL @ a few guys who watch too much porn talk about what they are "100% positive" about female bodily functions.

Keep jerking off, fellas.
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LOL @ a few guys who watch too much porn talk about what they are "100% positive" about female bodily functions.

Keep jerking off, fellas.
You obviously can't read.
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You obviously can't read.
I just choose not to read complete bullshit from virgins.
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Woman cum is different than woman squirts.
This ^
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I just choose not to read complete bullshit from virgins.
LOL. Sure, kid.

Is it that hard to Google something and read a few paragraphs on any of the respected medical resources on the Internet? Or, hey...maybe you ditched a biology course in college.
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LOL. Sure, kid.

Is it that hard to Google something and read a few paragraphs on any of the respected medical resources on the Internet? Or, hey...maybe you ditched a biology course in college.
Last time I checked, female ejaculation wasn't a topic covered in freshman biology. At least not in my class.

Googling something is not hard, but obviously searching for that at work would be ill advised.

Maybe when I get home I will take a look. Oh wait... No, I won't. I'm going to fuck my wife.
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LOL. Sure, kid.

Is it that hard to Google something and read a few paragraphs on any of the respected medical resources on the Internet? Or, hey...maybe you ditched a biology course in college.
Anybody can type those.. Im a female!! Trust me lol I know what happens when ...ok never mind this is getting way too personal.
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Last time I checked, female ejaculation wasn't a topic covered in freshman biology. At least not in my class.

Googling something is not hard, but obviously searching for that at work would be ill advised.

Maybe when I get home I will take a look. Oh wait... No, I won't. I'm going to fuck my wife.
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Ok fuck it (no pun intended) When Im "you know whating" my VAGINA is contracting thus meaning I have climaxed and my VAGINA then has the "women goo" come down from it. Nothing from the bladder comes out of my urethra!! lol cause I dont pee on my guy.
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Anybody can type those.. Im a female!! Trust me lol I know what happens when ...ok never mind this is getting way too personal.
Honey, I'm a male. It doesn't mean I can diagnose and recommend treatments for prostate cancer. Just because you have the parts doesn't mean you know how they work, but there's nothing wrong with that. Read:

http://www.ejhs.org/volume4/Schubach/abstract.html

http://mobile.goaskalice.columbia.ed...come?nocache=1

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationshi...mistakes-women
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Honey, I'm a male. It doesn't mean I can diagnose and recommend treatments for prostate cancer. Just because you have the parts doesn't mean you know how they work, but there's nothing wrong with that. Read:

http://www.ejhs.org/volume4/Schubach/abstract.html

http://mobile.goaskalice.columbia.ed...come?nocache=1

http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationshi...mistakes-women

"Don't believe that "real" women have vaginal orgasms. Or -- thanks to porn and a Sex and the City episode -- that female ejaculation, or "squirting," is the norm.
"Women are convinced it will enhance their experience," says Madeleine M. Castellanos, MD, a sex therapist and assistant professor of psychiatry at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine. "But only 5% to 6% of women naturally squirt, and you can damage pelvic floor muscles by trying."
The fix: Relax. Trying to climax a certain way only puts you on edge.
"Most women need clitoral stimulation for orgasm," Castellanos says. Because the clitoris is rich with nerves, grinding against your partner, oral sex, or hand stimulation can do the job. A nice stretch of foreplay helps most women climax, Kerner notes."
I'll read those tonight lol when I get home.
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This thread has made me laugh several times today. Thanks guys
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Ok fuck it (no pun intended) When Im "you know whating" my VAGINA is contracting thus meaning I have climaxed and my VAGINA then has the "women goo" come down from it. Nothing from the bladder comes out of my urethra!! lol cause I dont pee on my guy.
That's great that nothing comes out of your urethra, but it doesn't mean it's not biologically possible.

Not all women can experience this. It doesn't mean that it's any less intense or there's something wrong with you...it just doesn't happen. Everyone's different. According to WebMD, only about 5 or 6% of women actually can.
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